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Cybersecurity Chief Resigns
Doc Ruby writes "AP is reporting that 'The government's cybersecurity chief has abruptly resigned after one year with the Department of Homeland Security, confiding to industry colleagues his frustration over what he considers a lack of attention paid to computer security issues within the agency. Amit Yoran, a former software executive from Symantec Corp., informed the White House about his plans to quit as director of the National Cyber Security Division and made his resignation effective at the end of Thursday, effectively giving a single's day notice of his intentions to leave.' Yoran is the third cybersecurity chief in a row, after Richard Clarke and Howard Schmidt, to quit the Bush administration citing organizational inability to do his job. Maybe the job can't be done." In a possibly related story, individuals take cybersecurity lightly: Ant writes "This story says that consumers have a casual approach toward cybersecurity and fail to grasp the pervasiveness of online threats, according to a study released Thursday. More than a third of the 493 PC users surveyed by the nonprofit National Cyber Security Alliance (NCSA) said they had a greater chance of winning the lottery or being struck by lightning than of being hit by malicious code."
He heard that peoplesoft is hiring.
He was also heard to say "linux is teh l33t and m$ feerz their mad penguin sk1llz".
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More than a third of the 493 PC users surveyed by the nonprofit National Cyber Security Alliance (NCSA) said they had a greater chance of winning the lottery or being struck by lightning than of being hit by malicious code.
Time to go buy a ticket...
While I'd like to mod you insightful, I have to sacrifice that right, because I have to tell you something:
Your idea of a dumb terminal to TheHun just MADE MY GODDAMN DAY. Somebody, give this man a patent!
That's all,
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More than a third of the 493 PC users surveyed...said they had a greater chance of winning the lottery or being struck by lightning than of being hit by malicious code.
It should be noted that these people are probably thinking of being "hit" in the physical sense of the word...
I'll turn into a supernova and burn up everything. Well I'll turn into a black little hole and you'll turn into string.
If there is one marketing term I despise more than any other, it's "cyber". Well that and putting the letter "e" or "i" in front of terms.
:)
You might like to spare some loathing for http://www.eCyber.com/ and http://www.iCyber.com/ then
They should outsource this National Cyber Security job to India.
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God spoke to me.
Of course the first answer is always "I didn't do anything."
"Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
As long as paper-engineers and golf-club-wielding PHBs are entrusted with decision making, I see no chance for improvement.
I hit the icing on the cake Wednesday. My company rolled out a PGP solution for Outlook. Good, right? Wrong! The policy is to write down your passphrase on a paper, give it to IT, who will then store your passphrase for safekeeping in case you lose it.
!!!
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
The "Director of Terrorist pwnage" just quit today, citing impossible attitudes towards his job...
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
No choice one that one though. I was trying to download the patch to prevent XP from becoming infected in 3 minutes by connecting it to the internet...
"Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
Of course this regime would respond to a Digital Pearl Harbor by invading Mexico.
"Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
Mrs. Robinson, I believe you're trying to seduce me...
If those people don't know Internet Protocol from Intellectual Property we should fire their asses rather than let them drive every competant person they can away from the job.
Hah, yeah, that'll work in a country where there is an extremely high approval rating for an individual that can't pronounce half the words he had prepared for and looks like a helpless 8th grader defending his position in his first debate.
Just ask Odessius. Oh wait, he's a Complex Greek Hero...
"Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
--Dr.W.Edwards Deming
No fucking way, people remember the name of a performer from the Super Bowl after it was banged into their heads on every media outlet for two months straight?
This may be a crazy theory, but possibly it's because there was a nipple involved.
Never confuse volume with power.
i think a 'sticky terminal' may be more apropos
i saw the baby, and the baby looked at me
If it doesn't work they want to call up their ISP and have them fix it
Even if the problem has nothing to do with the internet.