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PowerBook Upgrade and Repair Guides

kwiens writes "We had such a positive response from Slashdot with our Free-As-In-Beer Mac disassembly instructions last time around, we decided to do it again: We've made six more FixIt Guides, perfect for those intrepid road-warriors who refuse to trust anyone else to work on their 'Book. Now there's nothing stopping you from trying that LNO2 overclock on your PowerBook-- or just a hard drive upgrade. The new Guides have professional photos, a new GUI design, and screw guides (no, not this). Guides are now available for all iBook G3, PowerBook G3, and PowerBook G4 models (including the oft-requested 12, 15, and 17 Aluminum 'Books)."

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  1. Short upgrade guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Install Yellow Dog Linux

    2. ???

    3. Profit!

  2. This is ridiculous. by Moofie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Everybody knows that Macintoshes are hermetically sealed at the factory and can never ever be upgraded.

    I'm serious! There's a taser in there that zaps you in the butt if you try!

    --
    Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    1. Re:This is ridiculous. by Moofie · · Score: 3, Funny

      My Powerbook zaps me in the ass every time I bring my Leatherman near it.

      I kinda like it, really...

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    2. Re:This is ridiculous. by easter1916 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wish I hadn't read your post; It made me feel all dirty.

  3. How about NORMAL laptops? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I need such a guide for my Asus W1n, which just broke down! Bringing it back to the store for repairs will take eight weeks, which I frankly, can't afford.

    Too much to ask?

  4. That's just wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hack PC hardware all the time. Build my own boxes. I have an old "server" hanging on the wall like a painting, with no case (hurry up and die already please so I can throw it away...)

    But I ain't taking apart my 17" powerbook. No way. I can't even stand looking at those pictures of somebody's grubby hands taking apart that powerbook, and all the sensitive guts exposed.

    I know, it's just a motherboard and a hard drive, and all the stuff that's in my other computers. But no there's got to be something magical in there too, something you can't see, something that escapes when you open it.

    And what if I were to get a screwdriver near it and .. it .. SCRATCHED it.. OMG I can't stand this any more, I'm going to go hold my powerbook for a few minutes to make everything better. It's so warm and cuddly.

    Stop looking at me like that!

  5. Do NOT follow this guide! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have followed it 100% and I have LOST MY WARRANTY! Please be smarter than I was.

    1. Re:Do NOT follow this guide! by FireFury03 · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's something quite Darwinian going on here. Of course you're going to lose your warranty if you rip apart your laptop, duh! Or are you one of the people who needs labels on the mains power sockets telling you that if you stick a fork in each hole and hang onto them you might get a shock?

    2. Re:Do NOT follow this guide! by ThatsNotFunny · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have followed it 100% and I have LOST MY WARRANTY!

      You lost your Warranty? Maybe it's in your sock drawer. That's where I keep all my important paperwork. Where do you last remember seeing it?

      --
      "Was it a millionaire who said 'Imagine No Posessions?'" -- Elvis Costello
  6. Not for unexperienced users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hey, this heatsink takes up loadsa room and it must really cut the airflow! There, problem solved" :)

  7. Re:12" Powebook noise level reduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    One of the guides there tells how to remove the fan

    you could do that, and not put it back in.

  8. Re:12" Powebook noise level reduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    Anyone hear about ways to reduce the noise level of the fan?

    First you get your small wire cutters.

    locate the red or black wire leading to the fan

    snip

    Problem solved.

  9. NO2 is nitrogen dioxide; nitrogen is N2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    would be awesome to cool one's computer with liquefied smog though

  10. The BEST BUY and COMPUSA answer to the problem. by deathcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    HEY, Let me tell you about our extended in-store laptop warranties! Did you know you'll need to pay the shipping yourself if you need to have it repaired? And it can take weeks!

    What?? You decline? WOW, NOBODY has EVER declined this before. Are you sure? Can you tell me why you've declined? Geeze, let me tell you about all the risks of turning this down.

    (other floor guy walks up)
    Hey, this guys buying this laptop without the extended warranty. (Glances exchanged.) No way! Yep. Does he know about all the things that could happen if something breaks. Yep, I told him but he says he doesn't want it. Wow, I don't know if anyone has ever declined it before.

    (trying to get to check out with laptop in escort, manager walks up.)
    Hey, Bob told me you are passing on the extended warranty. This is a very expensive items so there are a few things we have to cover before you buy it. Do you know if it breaks you'll have to cover all shipping expenses to and from the service center? That laptop has lithium batteries so there are hazardous shipping charges involved. It can take weeks to get it repaired. It's very odd for someone to turn down the extended warranties. Are you sure? Well, I have to inform you of all the potential risks of buying without the extended warranty.

    1. Re:The BEST BUY and COMPUSA answer to the problem. by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Hey, Bob told me you are passing on the extended warranty. This is a very expensive items so there are a few things we have to cover before you buy it. Do you know if it breaks you'll have to cover all shipping expenses to and from the service center? That laptop has lithium batteries so there are hazardous shipping charges involved. It can take weeks to get it repaired. It's very odd for someone to turn down the extended warranties. Are you sure? Well, I have to inform you of all the potential risks of buying without the extended warranty."

      (talking to salesdroid)

      Well, I realize it is helpful, but I'm already spending 2000$ on this laptop, $350 for a warranty is out of my budget...

      (salsedroid)

      Well, I can knock $150 off of the laptop,,

      (me)
      deal...

      (1 week later)
      I'd like to return this warranty ...

      (them(

      Ok, we've credited $360 to your account...

      Motto:

      Use the force. Like...

      --
      I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
  11. Color by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I want my next iBook to be matte black, white is so unsuitable for a geek like me.

  12. Re:12" Powebook noise level reduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Oh, that's easy. Just shove your universal Macintosh disk eject tool in there and the noise should stop immediately.

  13. Re:Love it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    But when you drop it in your swiming pool the fan acts as a propeller and keeps the iBook afloat until you can dive in and save it.
    Sounds like perfect placement to me.......

    I think you need a new wife not a different laptop.....

  14. Re:One Piece of Advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Even better: use double-sided tape to keep the screws in place on your charts and notes.
    Worked great for me, i only had two screws left when i finished reassmebling my iBook.

  15. Quietness by pab89 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like to keep my Powerbook silent and cool by placing it in a medium-sized ATX tower. Then I hook up the display to my CRT monitor which I place on my desk. Finally I attach an external mouse and keyboard and it's ready to roll!

  16. Re:I can't help but object to Apple's culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    > How the fuck can I be modded troll for spreading TRUTH?

    That's not the reason. You get modded down for being an ASSHOLE.

  17. Re:I can't help but object to Apple's culture by easter1916 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're being modded down for being a bollocks. Go back to your Young Republicans circlejerk.

  18. Re:Considering how Apple treats it's customers by AvantLegion · · Score: 2, Funny
    The lovely irish girl only asked one question, "Were there any dead pixels on the screen before the warranty expired", and i (truthfully) answered yes. End of discussion.

    Forget the damn laptop, get her number!

    Irish chicks are hot.