Stanford Device Cools Body Inside Out
polished look 2 writes "This is a way cool invention: Those bright, eager scientists at Stanford invented a device that cools the body by drawing the blood to an extremity (such as the hand) and pulling the heat away it - thus the blood becomes cooler which is then re-circulated through the body. The net effect is that the entire body is cooled via this relativly small device."
Fill a long cylinder with liquid nitrogen and shove it up your ass. That'll cool you from the inside out. Then people could shatter your buttocks with a hammer.
Or have someone crush dry ice to a powder. Put a large diameter funnel in your ass. Have a friend pour warm water in the funnel then pour the dry ice powder. Remove the funnel, put a cork in it, aim your ass at a passing stranger and wait for the explosion to blow it out your ass.
Both tricks are great for parties. They'll be talking about it for hours.
"In the end there can be only one!"
this with icewater.
:)
(didn't even have to link to a p0rn site to find one