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Satellite Loaded With AI For Self-Diagnosis

TheReckoning writes "NASA has loaded its E0-1 Satellite with Artificial Intelligence to diagnose on-board failures. The software 'works by comparing a computerized model of how the spacecraft's systems and software should perform against actual performance. If the spacecraft's behavior differs from the model, then the ... "reasoner" looks for the root cause of this difference and gives flight controllers several suggestions of what might have gone wrong.' Another NASA probe loaded with AI was Deep Space 1."

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  2. Re:My god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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  3. Re:My god... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

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