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China Rewards Porn Snitches
MinimeMongo writes that the "Associated Press reports that China's police ministry on Sunday handed out rewards of up to $240 to people who reported pornographic Web sites in a campaign to stamp out online smut...The online crackdown is part of a sweeping official morality campaign launched this year on orders from communist leaders."
If thou see a fair woman pay court to her, for thus thou wilt obtain love
Could be a good thing if it ultimately puts another thorn in the side of spammers who promote those pr0n web sites.
go to prison for visiting those illegal websites.
So, in order to collect the reward, do you have to answer any questions? Like "How do you happen to know about this pornographic web site?"
Think about it: You get to see a porn site, and you get $240!!!
Wankers of the World, UNITE!!!!
I quit my job. I can make a fortune!
Morale of the story: if you ever make an illegal U-turn in China, take a good look around and make sure to run over every guy with a camera, he could be a vigilante bounty-hunter :)
> Porn is an accessory to masturbation, the safest sex: no STDs, no conception. With China facing ongoing crises in both those human conditions, isn't porn the State's best comrade?
Presumably their accountants were dismayed at the productivity loss when 1,000,000,000 take time out to play with themselves, even if it's only for a few minutes a day.
Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
perhaps, though, they should create a list of state-approved electromechanical stimulation devices. somehow the notion of a state sanctioned "sexual energy dissipation device" would fit nicely with the whole "control" thing they're into.
quincy
Don't vote for Eugene Papansanovich for Congress!
Are they publishing their list of sites somewhere ;)
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No, because as we all know, the Freemasons control Porn. Ever since the Freemasons hired Leon Trotsky to assasinate President Taft and replace him with a body double, we've had to deal with this Zionist/Illuminatist/Templar plot to infiltrate the minds of this great Republic with pornographic material. Porn, as we all know by now, is set to cause our minds to vibrate at a specific frequency, one that resonates with Nikola Tesla's mind-control rays that have been hidden inside the ironically-named "American Standard" urinals and toilets. It makes it so that everytime you go to the bathroom, you think about the Templars, and the Templars worship Baphomet, whose avatar on this plane takes the form of women seen in pornography. Thus, while in the bathroom, you have an urgent need to get online and look at those smutty web-sites. Once you're online, Tesla's rays kick into overdrive, and you begin seeing visions of Harry Truman instructing you on how to murder Communist babies.
Naturally, the only defense of this, short of assailing the fortresses of the OTO and Zionist forces hidden in the city of Agharti within the hollow Earth, is to purchase my new book, "Zionist Mind-Control Chemtrails and the Illuminati: The TRUTH about Flouride and Free Energy."
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Dear Mary,
I yearn for you tragically,
A.T. Tappman, Chaplain, U.S. Army.
You do realize that there's a real vagina and penis (assuming that's what you're into) on the other end of the camera right? STDs, conception, rape, and abuse go on in the porn industry, so by these ppls logic, stopping the immoral demand will stop the immoral side-effects as well.
Q: What do you think about American Culture?
A: I think it's a good idea.
(adapted from Gandhi)
??? There's a good and bad in Little League?
They're actually completely different: nobody wants spam, but everybody wants porn. :-)
Stuff like KRGKGE.com or 3495ww43.com, etc.
Once the site is up and functioning, I contact a "citizen" in China, who reports the site to the authorities. We split the difference. I keep him fed with pr0n sites, and he sends me money for "finding" them.
Stupid fucking commie bastards. I could set up 50 sites a day. At $125 per, that's a nice piece of green...
RS
RS
Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the Dead.
"Wankers of the World, UNITE!!!!"
So that's what they mean by sticking together?
Here in the US people pay for being able to see pornographic sites...
Over there they pay for people to find the sites to exterminate them?
Good = your team
Bad = their team
There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
1) Put up a porn site,
2) Report it to Chinese officials,
3) Profit!
Porn fucks you!
*ducks*
Only in a Slashdot fantasy can a Slackware install turn into several hours of sex . . . . .
Great name for a porn movie - Down the Slippery Slope.
Thanks for the info but I'm not sure the former man of steel would be that thrilled with news of his death coming up in a discussion of Chinese porn bounties.
I don't claim to know his feelings on spam in New England but maybe that would have been a better choice.
If you didn't come to party don't bother knocking on my door. Prince '1999'