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Unexplained Leap In CO2 Levels

Cally writes "The Guardian is reporting that atmospheric CO2 concentrations have leapt by 4.5 ppm in the last two years. This raises the ugly possibility that the capacity of a large carbon sink (possibly the oceans) has been exceeded, and the worst-case scenario is that a tipping point has been reached and a runaway warming scenario is in progress. Quote from Dr. Piers Foster of Reading University: 'If this is a rate change, of course it will be very significant. It will be of enormous concern, because it will imply that all our global warming predictions for the next hundred years or so will have to be redone.'"

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  1. Re:More on sinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    As Wesley opened his mouth in agony Kor slid the gigantic head of
    his Klingon cock into his soft boy-mouth. Wes's scream became a gurgle as
    he began nursing the head in compliance with Kor's bellowing order to
    please his warrior dick with his pussyboy mouth.
    As Kor slid another two thick inches into Wesley's stretched mouth,
    Taul the Vulcan pushed the Ferengi away from Wesley's ass. " Your round
    ass was made to be fucked, Ensign," he said, " now fulfill your destiny
    and become my whore." Taul rubbed his dripping cock across Wes's virgin
    hole so that the green pre-cum would act as lubricant then without warning
    rammed all 9 inches DEEP into acting Ensign Crusher's delicious ass.
    Wes's eyes bulged and he began to gag in
    pain, but Kor's response was to shove another three inches of Klingon meat into his yeilding mouth,
    which was now so stretched that Wesley's saliva was being forced out of
    the corners of his mouth. Wes looked up at Kor, pleading with his big, doelike brown eyes. Kor showed no mercy and
    gave a grunt as he rammed the last 5 inches down Wesley's throat.
    Kor grabbed a handful of Wes's hair and
    began to move ion a swaying motion, fucking Wesley's face and throat, as
    Taul now began to ass fuck
    Wes in earnest. Bak Dar was jacking his slender but long Feringi cock at
    the sight of Ensign Crusher's dual rape. The
    sight of the Federation Flagship's mascot being made into a fucktoy
    rapidly bringing Bak to climax.
    Kor quickened his pace and began slamming
    his cock down Wesley's throat, forcing it further down by yanking Wes's head forward by the
    fistful of hair he clasped. With a chilling roar he came, spewing 2 pints
    of greyish cum into Wesley's raw throat. As Wes's face contoted at the
    bitter taste, Bak Dar replaced the Klingon in front of Wesley's face, and
    forcing Wes's mouth open shoved his thin 8 inch orange dick down Wes's
    well lubricated throat. After a few deep thrusts into the slut's mouth, Bak withdrew his cock.
    "Let whoever dares see the face of the
    Enterprize's chosen mascot covered in my seed" Bak stated with satisfaction as his cock spewed thick
    gobs of yellow Feringi cum allover Wesley's twisted face.
    " Stick your pink human tonge out and
    lick the cum off your face, human dog" Taul gruffly ordered from behind as he rammed all 9 inched of
    his throbbing green Vulcan cock DEEP into Wesley's barbarically stretched
    ass. Only when Kor gripped his neck and began to squeeze did the young,
    brutalized Ensign respond and stick out his tongue, lashing it around his
    face, sopping up the yellow chunks of Ferengi sperm.
    " Now swallow, or I'll castrate you" ordered Taul. Wesley
    complied, his spirit completely broken and tasted the acidic flavor of Bak Dar's wad.
    Taul was giving Wes's ass a galactic fuck, pulling out all 9
    inches then ramming the entire lengh back in.. With a shout of "Pan Far is achieved!!" Taul filled Wesley's ass with 7 years worth of green
    cum.Wesley's abdomen swelled noticably as LITERALLY a gallon of green
    Vulcan sperm pumped into his ruined ass and into his intestines.
    Just as Kor stepped behing Wes to begin
    where Taul had just left off, Wes's body began to shimmer and.......

  2. CWRU's Cockroach Project... by Saltine+Cracker · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Check out Case Western Reserve University's Biorobotics Research.

    They have an very interesting program that starts in the biology lab where they're recording the nerve impulse patterns of live cockroaches as the run. This data is then studied by the robotics team in order to develop locomotion routines for the robots.

    Additionally, there is research coming out of this project which enables victims of paralysis to have implants which help them regain some mobility of other wise unusable limbs.

  3. On McDonalds by Gr8Apes · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Just watched "SuperSize me".

    I'd say calling McDonalds toxic might be more appropriate. Yick.

    (Disclaimer: I never cared much for McDonalds. I did like Burger King, but I'm sure their current fare isn't any better)

    --
    The cesspool just got a check and balance.
  4. Re:More on sinks by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Cue joke for "What do you call the entire population of Florida under water?""

    One way to get rid of the niggling future medicare and pension problems.

    --
    Oddly Draconis
    Too cynical to live, too stubborn to die.
  5. Re:More on sinks by krunk7 · · Score: 1, Offtopic


    Nah, because it'd have the same number of delegates, except it'll just be Jeb sitting in a voting booth on a row boat in the middle of the ocean that determines the race.

  6. Slashthink at work by Illserve · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    There's an overwhelming amount of biased moderation going on in thread, more than is usual even for a global warming debate.

    Can mods please stop shooting down well written and insightful arguments from the other side? What are you afraid of? being convinced?

  7. A Priori??? by zeitgeist_chaser · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Please do not use terms like "a priori" when you clearly have no idea what they mean. A priori knowledge is gained independently of experience. As you are basing your claims on scientific observations, they are a posteriori. By definition, all scientific knowledge is a posteriori. Here, educate yourself.

    I apologize for the offtopic post, but I can't let this sort of mistake slide. Mod me down if you will.

    --
    While thinking philosophically, we see problems in places where there are none. -Wittgenstein
  8. Re:More on sinks by Grym · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Flamebait?

    How was my post--a voice of reason amongst politically charged rhetoric--FLAMEBAIT?!?

    Sorry for contributing my point of view, guys. I'll be sure to chant "Neo-cons are teh sux" with the rest of you from now on, seeing as how that's all you want to hear.

    -Grym