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What VoIP Is Actually Good For
gManZboy writes "One of the things that's bothered me about VoIP is that other than so-so quality phone service at a cheap price, what's the big deal? I mean so you can now deliver voice mail into e-mail because it's all IP packets, does that mean I should ditch my telecom investment. Well in part 3 of Queue's special report on VoIP (here's part 1, part 2) two authors from Bell Labs help explain actually useful things you might do. Now I get it."
Beutiful place, openSoar.
Once Superman turned gimp and now rotting corpse Christopher Reeve died this afternoon after bleeding out from being assraped. Reeve, unable to defend himself from 20 gay, well-hung niggers, had apparently taken the semen from all 20 men. The Reeve estate had recently hired Tyreese, a gay nigger chambermaid, who apparently let his friends in to the mansion.
He opened the door and led 20 large black men into the stall. "Chris, meet the Gay Nigger Association of America. GNAA, meet Chris. I'm sure you all will get along fine." With that Tyreese slammed the shower door closed and walked away laughing.
The men approached Reeve, wheeling him into a corner. The apparent leader stepped forward. "I'm gonna fuck that purdy lil' ass of yours." The leader began to slap his face with ten fuckwart-infested inches. When the leader was sufficiently aroused he placed his throbbing cock up to Rob's lips. As soon as Rob opened his mouth the leader violently shoved his manhood to the back of Rob's throat and exclaimed "Swallow my shit you cracker bitch!" Rob gagged as he was violently face fucked.
Just when he was about to pass out the leader pulled out, tossed him out of his wheelchair and shoved his cock into Chris's ass. Chris began to scream in horror but his cries were quickly muffled by one of the other gang member's cocks. They rode him like that for the better part of an hour. When one man finished another quickly took his place. Just as Chris was getting used to his head beating against the shower floor, the men stopped. One man lay down on the floor and Chris was set on top of him to take his dick inside him. Exhausted and humiliated, Chris had no will left to fight. As soon as penis was inserted another man came up behind him and began to force his cock into Chris' already filled anus. Chris could only offer a whimper.
For another hour he was violated in this way. When the men were finished with him he still couldn't walk and his mouth was filled with dingleberries, kryptonite and ass hairs. Before they all left the leader had some parting words for Chris: "Thanks for that sweet piece of ass, punk. Oh, by the way, we all have AIDS."
Christopher Reeve, you always looked like a homo. First you failed acting then failed horseback riding then failed walking and now you failed life.
You're stupid to have your money in anything other than precious metals, i.e. gold.
That's right kids, gold, part of the only market that will never ever crash. (Even finding a huge golden asteroid would do nothing to the price.)
Telecoms rarely beat expectations by any impressive margins, have very little future growth potential (unless they start doing the ubiquitis-service-provider thing, which is already a saturated market), and frankly I'm surprised it's even a question to a slashdotter to dump telecoms like a bad habit. You of all people know that telecoms are data-pushers and that's becoming a very hard market to stay competitive in.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, and if you want to diversify your portfolio plenty of cobalt and TUNGSTEN. Tungsten is in a very interesting place right now, as most economically exploitable tungsten is gonna run out by 07, but other deposits in developing countries could continue 1995 levels of use to continue well into the 21st. However in the short term as the easy supply dwindles one will see a large upward price adjustment that should be rather easy to exploit.
(My tungsten numbers from http://pubs.usgs.gov/pdf/circular/c930-o.html)