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Sony Launches DVD-Burning Appliance
what_the_frell writes "News.com.com has a story about Sony's latest DVD Burner that can be connected directly to your VCR or Camcorder to directly record or back up your recoded home movies, TV shows, etc. It can also be hooked up to a PC via a USB 2.0 connection as well. The article reports that the device effectively removes the PC from the equation, giving users an easier way to make their own DVDs. No word yet if it will record straight from your television, or from your DVD Player to circumvent copy-protection. *wink*" Sony also has its own press release on the gadget.
Westchester County, New York -
Once Superman turned gimp and now rotting corpse Christopher Reeve died this afternoon at age 52 after bleeding out from being assraped. Reeve, unable to defend himself from 20 gay, well-hung niggers, had apparently taken the semen from all 20 men. The Reeve estate had recently hired Tyreese, a gay nigger chambermaid, who apparently let his friends in to the mansion.
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Just when he was about to pass out the leader pulled out, turned him around and shoved his cock into Chris's ass. Chris began to scream in agony but his cries were quickly muffled by one of the other gang member's cocks. They rode him like that for the better part of an hour. When one man finished another quickly took his place. Just as Chris was getting used to the throbbing pain in his anus the men stopped. One man lay down on the floor and Chris was told to get on top of him and take his dick inside him. Exhausted and humiliated, Chris had no will left to fight. As soon as he inserted the penis another man came up behind him and began to force his cock into Chris's already filled anus. Again his screams of agony were muffled, this time by a smelly black anus.
For another hour he was violated in this way. When the men were finished with him he still couldn't walk and his mouth was filled with dingleberries, kryptonite and ass hairs. Before they all left the leader had some parting words for Chris: "Thanks for that sweet piece of ass, punk. We'll see you again tomorrow. Oh by the way, we all have AIDS."
Christopher Reeve, you always looked like a homo. First you failed acting then failed horseback riding then failed walking and now you failed life.
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Not Sony. The last thing they'd ever do is release a DVD burner that can burn copyrighted stuff. Even their computer ones have the super-compatible options turned off, so that you can't whip out a copy of the latest/greatest game.
Is it good, or is it whack?
Sony DVD burner skirts PCs
Published: October 12, 2004, 7:26 AM PDT
By Dinesh C. Sharma
Special to CNET News.com
Look ma, not only can we outsource development jobs, everything must go!
Ever wonder exactly what the quality of work is that comes out of india? Check out this shoddy review, chock full of broken english and absolutely no content. This reviewer obviously used his masters degree, and moved up to "reporter" from "dell tech support".
And his Windows Media Center bullshit must be a Good Thing.
"Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...