An Alternative to SQL?
Golygydd Max writes "Dave Voorhis from the University of Derbyshire has developed a program incorporating Tutorial D, a language designed to overcome of the shortcomings of SQL, and developed some years ago by Hugh Darwen and Chris Date. Until now, no-one had done anything with it but Voorhis is hoping for wider adoption; although we think it would be like pushing water uphill though." Update: 10/13 12:43 GMT by T : An anonymous reader writes "It's being picky I know, but the university in question is in fact called The University Of Derby, not Derbyshire."
So now we have Ogg Voorhis?
What?
A fellow programmer once said to me, "K-Man is like a retarded daughter - she can't do much, but you love her anyway."
And that same programmer probably stays up at night wondering why he's still a virgin.