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IBM Launches New Product Line

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the and-its-only-125-pounds dept.

An anonymous reader notes that "IBM has launched its new product line of storage devices: the DS6000 and the DS8000. The results are quite impressive, with the DS6000 being rack mountable, 3U, and ONLY 125 pound storage device that will hold up to 67.2 TB! The DS8000 is equally impressive, with 6x performance of ESS 800 (Shark), making it the most powerful storage system to date. "

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  1. Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    In Soviet Russia, The Hard Diks Mounts YOU!
    C:\WINDOWS>segmenation fault
    C:\WINWORD>xemacs
    bad command or filename
  2. Re:Poll Troll Toll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh my gosh! PollTroll! I'm sad... I hope you find someone good.

  3. Re:Poll Troll Toll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That's actually big news. I'm sorry to hear it, PollTroll. I too hope whoever gets the account will keep up the legacy.

  4. Re:Poll Troll Toll by Bi()hazard · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

    what's a more likely fate for the illustrious poll troll toll:

    He signed a 2-year contract with Verizon as his ISP
    He lost a bet
    He got married (the cruelest fate of all)
    Jailed for sex with a mare

    p.s. I must decline to seek successorship since I'm too damn lazy to post regularly enought to do great justice. plus i'm on the lam too

  5. Re:Poll Troll Toll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Missing and very ironic option: polltroll is mormon and is turning 19?

  6. AC Launches New Colour Line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    http://shit.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/10/12/2 22214

  7. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Comment removed based on user account deletion