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SCO To Counter Groklaw With 'Fair' Coverage
linuxwrangler writes "Tired of being 'flamed, dissected and dismissed' on Groklaw, SCO has decided to fight back. SCO's site, scheduled for launch on November 1, will be called prosco.net. Just yesterday SCO CEO and favorite /. whipping-boy Darl McBride gave a speech comparing the software industry to the 'wild west' and warning companies that they must protect their intellectual property or risk being 'sacked by open source-touting bandits.'"
A lot - over and over again, constantly. Us open-source bandits must defend our way of life, too!
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
groklaw?
fawklaw.
F-F'in-P.
Oh daryl. we love you. fp
now mod me offtop as I deserve...
Internets
Why can't I set every digital clock in my house from my computer?
Why can't I set my coffee pots' auto feature from my computer?
Why don't my drapes open when my alarm clock goes off?
Why doesn't my door bell have a webcam feature to my TV?
Why can't I have my recipes and oven timer connected to a replaceable plastic coating LCD screen in my kitchen?
Why isn't my cell phone using sound?
Huh?
Isn't "I Love SCO" that web site that got hacked into by some rogue AI from Halo?
Oh, wait....
That was ILoveBees
Never Mind....
LongTail SSH Brute Force analysis tool is here!
Darl: God has told me how to make 10 million dollars!
Linus:how?
Darl: Boy band.
Linus: Boy band?
Darl: Boy band.
Linus: I'm not being part of any faggy boy band.
Darl: Theres nothing faggy about 10 million dollars, asshole.
Darl: Oh, this is a democratic boy band, is it?
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Darl: Dude, that is not cool! Chopping off wee-wee's is not cool!
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Darl: French people piss me off.
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Linus: Wait, isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers?
Darl: No, not when money's involved, stupid.
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Darl: Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you? Yeah, that was a good one, God. Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.
ok, enough
You can't handle the truth.
You forgot
goatsco.cx