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Russian Mock Mars Mission

sdriver writes "CNN reports that Russia is attempting a 500-day mock Mars mission. The article goes on to say, "six volunteers will depend on a preset limit of supplies, including about 5 tons of food and oxygen and 3 tons of water." Also, "Experiment participation is not solely reserved for Russian volunteers, institute officials added."

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  1. It's the biodome by roman_mir · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's the biodome, the biodome. The BIO DOOOOOOOOME.
    yak.

    Really, who wants to do it for 500 days?

    What if the other volunteers are hot chicks?

  2. saussage fest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant

    "Polyakov told Interfax reporters that the 500 Days experiment will not include female volunteers."

    damn bastards....

  3. Obligatory: "In Soviet Russia..." by chmilar · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Mars mocks you!

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    Reading Slashdot is ruining my spelling and grammar.
  4. Slashdot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Redundant
    "Slashdot mocks the Russian Mock Mars Mission."

    Neener, Neener, Neener, Russia like Mars!

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    Russia and Mars sitting in a tree, traveling around in an R. O. V.

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    In communist Russia, Mars mocks you!

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    Russian cosmonauts are so fat, they have their own event horizon.