Russian Mock Mars Mission
sdriver writes "CNN reports that Russia is attempting a 500-day mock Mars mission. The article goes on to say, "six volunteers will depend on a preset limit of supplies, including about 5 tons of food and oxygen and 3 tons of water." Also, "Experiment participation is not solely reserved for Russian volunteers, institute officials added."
On Soviet Mars, they mock Russia. "HA! Weak humans."
Mars Mission Mocks YOU!
According to the article, in Soviet Russia, Mars missions mock you.
Alternatively, in Capitalist America, uh... Mars missions are real? No, that can't be right...
"Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased