Australia Vulnerable to Korean Hacking Army
Nan writes "An army of more than 500 hackers hired by the North Korean military could find Australian businesses a "softer target" than their U.S. or European-based counterparts, according to security experts. The hacking army's mission is to break into South Korean, Japanese and American corporate networks to gather intelligence and steal trade secrets, according to reports."
... Western countries unite in a global blocking campaign, virtually disconnecting North Korea from the internet, after a number of government-funded hacking threats from North Korea.
- Leon Mergen
http://www.solatis.com
Last I checked you needed electricity to run a computer, and last satellite photo I saw, the North Koreans didn't have any of that.
I'm betting Aussie networks are safe from their North Korean TCP/Abacus layer attacks.
Yeah well, they should stop giving hackers from N Korea moderation rights anyway... :)
- Leon Mergen
http://www.solatis.com
The most out-of-shape military force on Earth. Their base of operations is their parents' basements. Their rations consist entirely of pizza and Bawls. Their uniform is jeans and a shirt with either the word "w00t!" (for grunts) or the phrase "i read your e-mail" (for officers). Their recruitment literature looks like this:
HungLo2099: d000dz!!!!11!1!! u could 500000 pwn amerkians!!!1!!!!!
Z3r0k3wl: kewl!!1! wehre do w3 sign up?
HungLo69: OMG america iz teh suck!!1!!1 OMGWTFLOLOLOLOL!!!!!1!!1!111!!11!oneone!1
HungLo2099: d00dz!! u also get free pizza and a t-shirt!!!!1!!!11!
Z3r0k3wl: w00t!
HungLo69: pwnage11!11!
Trust me, I've seen it.
Writhe your naked ass to the mindless groove.
That's not a root kit.
Here. Now this is a root kit, mate.
Brought to you by the same people that guaranteed WMDs in Iraq and Osama captured within a year, and a link betwen them.
Wow, that Korean hacker training program must be tough... there were 600 of them a week ago.