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Interview with a Spampire

Bunch2 writes "In this article at OReillynet, a 'hacker' explains why he put his superior coding skills to use by writing a spam mailer called Fahrenheit. (Hint: $$$) Turns out his little creation is also being used by criminals to 'phish' bank account information from gullible folks. The article shows how talented but morally challenged techies are becoming stooges of 'spammers, con artists, and other criminals.'"

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  1. Stake through the heart by jolyonr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not sure if it would work, but worth a try.

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    1. Re:Stake through the heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kittridge says he overlooked one key feature in Fahrenheit: copy protection. That fact, combined with his three-day, money-back guarantee, has resulted in lots of unauthorized copying and lost revenue, he says.

      The dumbass assumed that spammers would pay for something they could obtain for free illegally.

      Moron.

    2. Re:Stake through the heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Buffy: Why don't I just put a stake through her heart?

      Giles: She's not a vampire.

      Buffy: Mm, well, you'd be surprised how many things that'll kill.

  2. Re:Same old story... by DaHat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Morally challenged? What ever happened to working for money?

    I am a very moral person with a strict code of ethics... that can be purchased for a price when working, spam, porn, light treason, it's all the same. Thankfully I haven't had to sell myself in such a way yet.

    Now with that said... how much do I hear for my eternal soul?

  3. Re:Let he who has not sinned, throw the first ston by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Funny
    so many responses come to mind...

    so, I can pimp out my kid? or else I'll starve?

    so I can become a contract assasin?

    Heroin dealer?

    A lawyer?

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  4. Interview with a Spampire by scotay · · Score: 2, Funny

    It started with some innocent all-natural fang-lengthening solicitations, but it spiraled into an orgy of Vampagra spews and Transylvanian scams. After a while, I no longer knew if I was dead or undead. And I was way too uptight to play it even a little gay.

  5. Re:Lay this at Bush's feet, with everything else. by globring · · Score: 4, Funny

    And frankly, I'd eat a bullet before being a 31 year-old guy working at McDonald's

    Yeah, I mean really, how terrible it must be to have health insurance, a steady paycheck, and to use the easiest cash register ever created?

    Quite simply, you are a selfish greedy idiot.

  6. Ahem: by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Hackers are having a real hard time finding work in the U.S.," says Kittridge in explaining his decision to work for spammers. "Spamming is our last resort to pay rent," he says.

    Sorry, you got that word wrong. It's not pronounced "HA-kurz", it's pronounced "LY-ing SO-sho-PA-thik THEEVZ". But no worries, it's an easy mistake to make.

  7. Re:Remember by philbert26 · · Score: 4, Funny
    The tool is legal, its what you do with it that counts. Exactly the same as P2P.

    "Why it's the AT5000 Autodialer, my very first patent! Aww, would ya listen to the gibberish they've got you saying, it's sad and alarming. You were designed to alert school childern about snow days and such. Well let's get you home to Frinky. Hope your wheels still work. Bwhay!"
    /Frink

  8. Re:Same old story... by Superfreaker · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was in a similar situation as yourself as far as money and job scarcity. But I had to do something much worse than build a simple Adult web site...

    I had to deploy Microsoft Windows Media DRM for one of the major record labels.

    I still shudder to think of those days. I fondly look back on my days as a Las Vegas Crack Whore in comparison.

  9. I just HAVE to do what I'm good at by The+I+Shing · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm really good at smashing windows and puncturing tires with icepicks, and that's all I want to do with my time, but no-one will hire me to do that legitimately, so I have to set up shop doing it for for shady, anonymous people. I can't help it, it's the economy. Once things pick up, I hope to reform myself and dedicate my life to morally correct window-smashing and tire-puncturing. So I can certainly understand where the young hacker is coming from.

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  10. Re:Same old story... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Some time ago, I was asked to build an adult website.

    Link please?

  11. The Dark Side of Code by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Techie: Master Yoda, is the dark side of code stronger?

    Master Yoda: Quicker, easier, more seductive, but once you start down the dark path of malware forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

    Techie: How will I know the difference?

    Master Yoda: You will know when you are calm, at rest, passive. A programmer uses the code for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

  12. Re:Same old story... by Muhammar · · Score: 2, Funny
    Whats the difference between building a porn site and a site for any old company? As long as they're not promoting anything illegal or dangerous who cares what your clients do?

    a heavy-duty vibrator can kill ya

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  13. Re:Same old story... by attam · · Score: 3, Funny

    if ever a post begged for a link, this is it! ;)