Detailed Changes In Star Wars DVD Release w/Pics
JSDopefish writes "DVD news site dvdanswers.com has written a pretty cool article on the changes in Star Wars: Episode IV. A list of changes is nothing new, but this version has detailed screenshots and comparisons between the 1977 original, the 1997 reissue, and the 2004 DVD version. He plans one for Empire Strikes Back & Return of the Jedi, but they're not out yet."
I bet his busy sex life is keeping him from having the other two finished for us.
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.. the Mos Eisley cantina bartender shoots first, killing Greedo instantly and rendering Solo a parapalegic. Watch for the CGI wheelchair!
Trolling is a art,
What is this "Star Wars" you speak of? This article is so 1st and 2nd world centric. What about us 3rd world countries with no TV and internet access? Before you ask, the answer is "carrier pidgeons."
The Force wasn't with him, or his server.
Slashdot posts with title containing "w/Pics" scare the bejesus out of me.
In this version, slashdot shoots first.
Then nobody can see the rest of the movie.
"You've never heard of the DVD news site dvdanswers.com, its the site that got Slashdotted in under 12 parsects."
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"TK-421, why aren't you at your post?"
In the new version, Alderaan shoots first.
"Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
1. Greedo now strangles a baby, sodomizes an Ewok, and then shoots at Han. First.
2. Several black stormtroopers added for racial balance.
3. Millineum Falcon is now totally riced
I'm sure there are others...
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He found a few more things he missed...after he finishes updating the page, he's going to make another page detailing the differences between the first page he released and the second.
Pray I don't alter it any further.
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For the upcoming Blu-Ray release of the trilogy I hear Lucas is planning a shower scene with Obi-wan and a bantha. "Ol' Ben gets lonely, then desperate" Pre-order now!
I knew Lucas had edited these movies a lot, but putting Frodo Baggins in there is just simply to much! :)
(Personal mirror.. original site is gone)
One of the funniest changes couldn't really be seen in a screenshot. At the end of Return of the Jedi, the second death star is destroyed, and all the worlds rejoice in their freedom from the evil empire. We see scenes from Corusant, Endor, and a new shot of Naboo. With subtitles turned on, all the people of Naboo are in the streets partying, and the subtitles say "Weesa free!"
I laughed my assa offa!
What do expect? Everyone reads the articles before posting, right? Ahhh, who am I kidding.
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...is insignificant next to the power of a Slashdotting.
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Transript. It is indeed revealing for people who might not have been paying attention:
And it goes on. Lucas's writing is definitely going downhill as he revises these films.
Davey, repeat afer me, "Star Wars is not real. Darth Vader is not Hitler."
I've been thinking.. and this is the 5th instance of this..
Don't worry, thinking gets easier! Some people have thunk 10, maybe even 20 times in their lives.