Bad Scripts and Bad Hair
by
Anonymous Coward
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· Score: -1, Flamebait
Someone has to be good at em...
(I'm joking, everyone...)
Give credit where credit is due!
by
Archimonde
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· Score: 1, Flamebait
1)He created original trilogy. Those movies are one of the best movies ever.
2)He destroyed it with Special Edition.
3)Then he created three crappy prequels*. (worst movies ever).
And now the conclusion:
Thats helluva lot of determinination and hard work. He deserves it.
* I never saw episode iii, but judging from i and ii, I'm almost certanly right;)
-- Trolls are like broken clocks. They show the truth two times a day. The rest of the day they talk nonsense.
This is embarassing
by
HarveyBirdman
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· Score: 0, Flamebait
Not the award going to Lucas, but the ignorant asshole brigade here who seem to think the beginning and end of Lucas' contribution to the film industry is Star Wars.You might want to venture out of the house today and purchase a sack of clues somewhere.
And enough about the special edition whining. Yes, he altered your ppreeeeciousssssss, and this somehow ruined your childhood. If your childhood memories were that fragile and inordinately foccused on a fluffy sci-fi flick, well, maybe they deserved a solid kick in the balls.
I delivered a much justified smackdown. Blow my thick, hard chubby before going back to masturbating over your fanboy altars.
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Ban humanity.
Awful Films
by
BlackHawk-666
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· Score: 1, Flamebait
I've just finished watching his lifetime achivement for the first time as an adult, and I can honestly say it sucks and blows arse. Sure, he deserves credit for the fantastic THX quality of the films, that sound and imagery really was top drawer. It's a pity the films themselves stank so badly. Let me qualify my main gripes with them.
In Star Wars, Luke comes off as some petualant child who went to the sooky child school of acting. If was hard to get involved with his badly written character, and Han Solo come off as some sort of space hick. The only redeeming feature was a bra-less princess Laia.
Whilst watching the truly awful Return of the Jedi, I noticed that the characters seem to say all their actions and speak in pure exposition e.g. I'm going to go *there* and do *that*. This film is worse than pantomime.
Give George credit where credit is due, THX is great, the special effects are fab, but the acting, plot, and characters all stink.
-- All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Someone has to be good at em...
(I'm joking, everyone...)
1)He created original trilogy. Those movies are one of the best movies ever.
;)
2)He destroyed it with Special Edition.
3)Then he created three crappy prequels*. (worst movies ever).
And now the conclusion:
Thats helluva lot of determinination and hard work. He deserves it.
* I never saw episode iii, but judging from i and ii, I'm almost certanly right
Trolls are like broken clocks. They show the truth two times a day. The rest of the day they talk nonsense.
And enough about the special edition whining. Yes, he altered your ppreeeeciousssssss, and this somehow ruined your childhood. If your childhood memories were that fragile and inordinately foccused on a fluffy sci-fi flick, well, maybe they deserved a solid kick in the balls.
--- Ban humanity.
I delivered a much justified smackdown. Blow my thick, hard chubby before going back to masturbating over your fanboy altars.
--- Ban humanity.
In Star Wars, Luke comes off as some petualant child who went to the sooky child school of acting. If was hard to get involved with his badly written character, and Han Solo come off as some sort of space hick. The only redeeming feature was a bra-less princess Laia.
Whilst watching the truly awful Return of the Jedi, I noticed that the characters seem to say all their actions and speak in pure exposition e.g. I'm going to go *there* and do *that*. This film is worse than pantomime.
Give George credit where credit is due, THX is great, the special effects are fab, but the acting, plot, and characters all stink.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.