Solar Minimum Coming Sooner Than Expected
bigjocker writes "According to this NASA story: "Something strange happened on the sun last week: all the sunspots
vanished. This is a sign, say forecasters, that solar minimum is coming
sooner than expected.""
I wonder if the early minimum is related at all to the amazing storm activity of last fall. Perhaps the Sun spent all it had then?
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It is probably correlated to the orbit of Jupiter which is 11.86 earth years and the other planets to a lesser degree.
I would presume that like our moon creates tidal forces on our oceans, the planets create tidal forces on the sun's plasma and can stretch and tug on the sun and reduce the gravitational compression that fuses the fuel.
If one were to analyze the location of the planets at each solar maximum and minimum, you might find the events that cause the variance in solar periods.
But that's just an idea, I could be wrong. Let me know if you figure it out. I've seriously never looked.
Ya know, that'd be the basis for a great april fools joke. Write a fake paper, blaming the sun's "dimming" on man made activity couched in just enough uncertainty and jargon to make it believible to the functionally retarded, and see if one could get in distributed out into the bullshit machine to get something like an AP article, or a mention on CNN. Next step: Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin make a shitty movie.