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MyDoom Seeks to Destroy Antivirus Firms

Khoo writes "Worm writers are threatening to attack antivirus companies F-Secure, Symantec, Trend Micro and McAfee. In the latest version of MyDoom--MyDoom.AE--the authors embedded a message ridiculing rival worm Netsky and promising to attack the antivirus companies."

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  1. Ehh... by DreddUK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't this like the virus companies threating to shoot themselves....? Oh, hang on, they don't really write all the virii... :)

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    1. Re:Ehh... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I just hope they keep Monkeypoo from spreading far and wide! Here is the mail circulating about it

      VIRUS WARNING:

      Attention: Computer Labs Inc., makers of Virucide antivirus software have identified a highly dangerous new Trojan worm, MONKEYPOO. It will usually appear in an e-mail with the subject, "Congratulations.You have won!" it will then prompt you to click a link to collect your cash prize. It can also freely spread across networks.

      Monkeypoo will read your address book, and mail a copy of itself to every address it finds, and it will look like you sent it. It will then invoke the secret self-destruct command held over from the original IBM PC's 8086 command set. This short line of code will cause the processor, ram, hard drive and any floppy drives to spin out of control and overheat until key components melt together, and will most likely cause a fire.

      James Winklee, a former IBM programmer had this to say. "We developed the self-destruct code so government agencies such as the FBI and CIA could quickly and completely destroy compromised computer systems before an enemy could get their hands on classified information. When we saw how violently a PC executing the command burst into flames, we decided not to publish it's existence. It has been kept a secret successfully until now. If you get infected with the Monkeypoo Trojan worm, you may notice your computer going completely haywire. Physically unplug it from power as fast as you can, and send it in for repair. Only a professional can remove this one."

      While Computer Labs Inc and other antivirus software makers are working on a solution, they haven't got one a home user could successfully run yet. "This is the worst kind of malicious code I have ever seen." said Marcus Polan of Computer labs Inc. Use extreme caution.

      It is important that as many computer users as possible receive this warning, so send it out to as many people as you can. The entire Internet and every PC connected to it is at risk.

      Scary stuff huh?

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    2. Re:Ehh... by fluffybacon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important!!

      Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list - both male and female!

      If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your arse, do not show him your arse.

      This is a scam; he only wants to see your arse.

      I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

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  2. virii calling each other out... by Spydr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey Netsky! Nice code, did your mommmy write it for you?!

    1. Re:virii calling each other out... by jrod2027 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey Netsky! Nice code, did your mommmy write it for you?!

      Hey MyDoom! Yes she did, and she just pwned you!

  3. Destroy ?? by MHleads · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only way to destroy Anti-virus firm is to stop writing viri. The more the viri, the more $$$ for AV companies.

  4. Virus Facts by Himring · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not sure those bigger AV companies will be able to protect themselves. They are slow in responding to threats much less threats against themselves.

    I put together this report for our project team recently. The sources are MCI, Verisign, et al (mostly, esecurityplanet.com article -- yes, google makes reports easy/fun).

    Wait time for AV fix
    (source: http://www.esecurityplanet.com/views/article.php/3 316511)
    Below marks the average wait time from release of virus to each company providing definitions to find/clean

    H:M Anti-Virus Program
    06:51 Kaspersky
    08:21 Bitdefender
    08:45 Virusbuster
    09:08 F-Secure
    09:16 F-Prot
    09:16 RAV
    09:24 AntiVir
    10:31 Quickheal
    10:52 InoculateIT-CA
    11:30 Ikarus
    12:00 AVG
    12:17 Avast
    12:22 Sophos
    12:31 Dr. Web
    13:06 Trend Micro
    13:10 Norman
    13:59 Command
    14:04 Panda
    17:16 Esafe
    24:12 A2
    26:11 McAfee
    27:10 Symantec
    29:45 InoculateIT-VET

    The averages vary from about 7 hours per virus to more than one full day (almost 30 hours). It's important to note two things about the figures in the table above:

    Some of the programs were able to detect some of the viruses in the testing period heuristically -- without needing an update. Ikarus, Quickheal, and Virusbuster were able to do this with the Dumaru.Y virus, whereas Norman and RAV were able to do it with Bagle.B. In those cases, the anti-virus program was assigned a response time of zero for that one virus. This reduced those vendors' average response times.

    On the other hand, A2 had not posted a signature for the Bagle.B virus within three days, when the test period ended. This program, therefore, was assigned a response time of 35 hours in this instance. If this virus had not been considered in the statistics, A2's average response time would have been reduced to 15:26 rather than 24:12.

    Hours to saturation/Dollar damage done by:

    Klez 2.5 hours $9B
    Sobig 10 hours $14B

    2003 overall virus damage $89B

    Average cost to patch and protect one workstation (includes AV, PM & FW): $234.

    Global spam decreased in August 2004 due to hurricanes (FL is the largest producer of global spam).

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  5. Re:VIRUSES calling each other out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "i thought we settled this a long time ago, the term varies depending on the number... viri for one, virii for two, viriii for three, viriv for four, virv for five, and so on..."

  6. Anti-Virus software is dangerous by Secrity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the very reason why depending upon anti-virus software is dangerous. Anti-virus software causes people to become less careful about computer security. Becoming less careful about computer security because you have anti-virus software is something like driving less carefully because you believe that airbags will keep you safe in the event of a car accident.

  7. English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by syrinx · · Score: 5, Informative

    One virus. Two or more viruses. No other plural is acceptable.

    "Virii" is wrong.
    "Viri" is wrong.
    "Viriii" is wrong.
    "Virodes" is wrong.
    "Virusen" is wrong.
    "Viruss" is wrong.
    "Virus" as the plural is wrong unless you're speaking Latin, and even then it's not really a plural so much as a collective singular noun.
    ANYTHING THAT IS NOT "VIRUSES" IS WRONG.

    http://www.linuxmafia.com/~rick/faq/plural-of-vi ru s.html

    I am fully in support of a keyboard that, whenever the letters "v" "i" "r" "i" "i" are typed sequentially, then administers a fatal electric shock to the typist.

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  8. Thoughts and musings on releasing malicious code by gd23ka · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Thoughts and musings on how to release malicious code onto the internet while being physically present in a state hostile to the United States of America and targetting assets of that hostile state, causing a maximum of damage while making it nearly impossible to be traced or identified.

    First of all, access to the internet has to be completely anonymous. Many people have used their personal internet access or the one at work. Malicious code _will_ be traced back to the orginating internet access by security agencies of states hostile against the United States of America.

    Anonymous access to the internet is easily possible from:
    a) unsecured wireless access points
    b) internet cafes

    Since many public and private places in states that are hostile to the United States are nowadays under 24h covert video surveillance, unsecured wireless access points are safest. The safest way to use an unsecured access point would be from a car travelling at the maximum speed possible for a notebook on board to find a path through an unsecured access point to the internet. The malicious code package however should not be released directly to the internet but onto the first vulnerable system after the AP that has access to the internet. When using the AP the physical MAC-address of the wireless adaptor must not be used for obvious reasons, the card should be programmed with a new MAC-address. After releasing the malicious code package the notebook should immediately securely erase all traces of the malicious code package, the delivery system and the secure eraser. The secure erasure of the mentioned components should also be triggerable by a single keypress. The notebook should be kept under sufficient power and in a state where secure erasure can be triggered at all times (disable screensaver, power low standby etc.). The secure erasure should also be triggered when the notebook is about to enter a state where the secure erasure can not be triggered and completed (low power, etc.). The notebook should not be hooked up to the car's battery nor should any antennas or fixtures be evident that reveal the notebook is being actively used in the car. The warmth of the notebook in operation is not explainable therefore appropiate navigational software and a GPS mouse should be present. It is important to avoid areas where the car could leave identifiable tire tracks. If possible avoid entering zones of known video surveillance or zones where searches by hostile forces can be expected. I know this sounds paranoid but shit happens.

    The malicious code should be wrapped into an installer that hides the malicious code onto the first vulnerable target after the access point for a period of at least six days and release the malicious code to the internet preferably on the evening of the friday following the minimum six days.

    All code, excluding the delivery system and secure erasure code, should hide on the system using state of the art techniques (filesystem filters, hooking registry access, manipulation of NT kernel data areas).

    If the malicious code happens to be a worm, a very slow rate of infection is advised as well as a novel vulnerability being exploited. This is in the hope that the worm will over months penetrate into sensitive intranets without being discovered. As the clock of a given node can not be depended on for accurate time/date information the worm instance should not rely on it to measure time. Instead time should be measured by cpu cycles, poweron/poweroff cycles etc. Systems belonging to a state hostile to the United States of America can be recognized through characteristics discovered through prior intelligence.

    All development and testing that takes place while located in a state hostile against the United States of America should be confined to one system. Backups must use state of the art encryption must be accounted for and be destroyed after being superseded. If you (unwisely) choose to keep the final version of the code after the attack, encrypt it with a xor of r