New GTA: San Andreas Trailer Released
Thanks to Gamespot for the heads up on the newly released San Andreas trailer. It features, among other things, landmarks, dialogue, combat, and a new game feature: parachuting. The trailer is set to a song with explicit lyrics, so viewer discretion is yadda yadda...
more hookers to kill. Can't wait! LOL
Free Desk
How much free advertising does ./ want to give these companies?
HINT HINT HINT
A *TRAILER* being released is NOT NEWS. A *game* ACTUALLY being released (not 'possibly being released soon according to some guy on a bulletin board' or 'being pre-loaded on Steam') is BARELY news.
I mean, how dumb are we? The news may as well say:
ARockStarEmployee writes: The Internet is abuzz with news of the forthcoming release of Rockstar Entertainment's latest blockbuster game, GTA: San Andreas (tm)! Although it's unclear at present whether the game will break the all time sales record set by The Sims (tm), what is clear is that players will have a blast in the totally new, 3D ultra realistic simulated mayhem of GTA: San Andreas (tm)! Early reviews have already given an unprecedented 101 out of 100 to GTA: San Andreas (tm)! So don't delay, read the article and become a witless pawn of the game marketing machine today!!!
Read Pynchon.