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Group Warns on Consumption of Resources

gollum123 writes "Humanity's reliance on fossil fuels, the spread of cities, the destruction of natural habitats for farmland and over-exploitation of the oceans are destroying Earth's ability to sustain life, the environmental group WWF warned in a new report Thursday."

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  1. Bad Science by dpilot · · Score: 2, Funny

    But if it's bad for profits, it must be Bad Science. You know, Fuzzy Math, and that kind of stuff. Good Science is good for profits.

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  2. Kudos! by daeley · · Score: 3, Funny

    the environmental group WWF warned in a new report Thursday.

    Kudos to them! God knows they've been wrestling with these issues for a long time.

    [Clears throat.]

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  3. Hulk Hogan - Yeah! by shrikel · · Score: 2, Funny

    As much as I respect the World Wrestling Federation's opinions, I don't know if their research in this area is entirely trustworthy.

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  4. In other news... by kippy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Dihydrogen Monoxide is found to be a pervasive, corrosive chemical found in every facet of our culture. It plays a key part in nuclear power, gaseous dihydrogen monoxide has been seen to cause burns, the chemical industry makes extensive use of it and dumps it straight into the water supply. Corporations are ignoring the DHMO threat. Third world countries suffer widespread disease due to dihydrogen monoxide contamination.

    I think it's high time that the WWF, Sierra Club and Earth Liberation Front tackle this issue and get DHMO banned. It would be in keeping with their record of sound science and reasonable policy.