HP, Dell, and IBM Agree to Manufacturing Code of Conduct
JustOK writes "Yahoo! reports that IBM, Dell and HP have agreed to a code of conduct for not only workers, but the environment as well. An HP exec's statement is that the company is only responding to the company's 'globalizing in many parts of the world'." The joint press release is available, as is the code of conduct (pdf).
My favorite businesspeak phrase in the article:
Yeah, globalization, would, by it's very nature, occur in many parts of the world. Sheesh!
Yeah, it's deplorable. Some of that stuff just falls apart at the seams in no time at all! Damn kids can't get anything right...
Section C, subset 4 which states
"Air Emissions
Air emissions of volatile organic chemicals, aerosols, corrosives, particulates, ozone depleting chemicals, and combustion by-products generated from operations and the massive eating of curry are to be treated as required prior to discharge and entry to work."
is this a hint at more outsourcing in the future?
not very... that's why I had to work in a coal mine... as a shovel.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing -- Emo Phillips
Ok ok, you can go ahead and marry your cousin. Sheesh.
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