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Europe's New ET Life Search Programme

hotsauce writes "The Guardian has a report on Europe's ambitious new programme to search for extra terrestial life. ESA has started a program called Cosmic Visions which will launch a series of satelites, starting with Gaia in 2011, and possibly culminating with the Exo-Earth Imager, a mission consisting of 10.000 3-metre mirror telescopes. The French are leading the charge with Corot in 2008."

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  1. Ron Zook is fired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It is official; the University of Florida confirms: Ron Zook is fired

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Gator community when Athletic Director Jeremy Foley confirmed that the Gator win record has dropped yet again, now down to 4-3. Coming on the heels of a recent embarassing loss to Mississippi State which plainly shows that the Gators have dropped in the BCS rankings, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. The Gators are collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by losing to the pathic Mississippi State football team, who lost to Division I-AA Maine.

    You don't need to be a Gator fan to predict Ron Zook's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Ron Zook faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Ron Zook because Ron Zook is fired. Things are looking very bad for the Gators. As many of us are already aware, the Gators continue to lose close games. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    All major surveys show that the Gator win ratio has steadily declined in the SEC conference. The Gators are very sick and their long term survival prospects are very dim. If the Gators are to survive at all it will be among Division II-AAA women's tag football. The Gators continue to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save them at this point in time. For all practical purposes, the Gators' season is over.

    Fact: Ron Zook is fired

  2. 10 3 meter telescopes, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why did you find it nessecary to make the number 10 accurate to three decimal places?

    Oh I see, because you're from some country that uses the period where americans use a comma.

    Why don't we meet in the middle as geeks with science and math backgrounds, and use proper SI notation?

    As in "10 000" three meter mirrors.

  3. Budget cuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    With the French leading the charge... hmm, that'll last until they get the first budget cuts and redundancy payments consisting of white flags.

  4. HAHAHA You guys talk about space... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    SLASHDOT IS ALL MAC FAGS, we dont have time to talk about space crap...

  5. You know, it's funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I hate the itching but don't seem to mind the swelling. Seriously...

  6. That's Cool by fadethepolice · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My sister turns eighteen this year, and with women being placed in combat roles, looming war in IRAN probably for both the EU and the U.S., the specter of a draft has thrown my mother's full support for my plan to emigrate to CANADA. And now I get to take my Sister!!!!!!

  7. Re:Talk about accuracy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How is this guy flame bait? Mis-informed maybe, but flame bait? I think /. should hold a mandatory class (be it web or whatever) for all moderators explaining the difference between flame bait, off topic, troll and under rated. Also the differences between informative, insightful, and funny.

  8. Leak by kahei · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Someone seems to have leaked the Doom movie script.

    *orchestral strings swell louder as sun rises on ruins of base*

    The Rock (staring out across red dust of Mars, now dotted with demon corpses): We search for a pattern in radio signals to find proof of intelligence, yet we look at a strand of DNA and not see it. Uhuh.

    Female Lead With Shiny Hair: Oh, darling, how deep!

    Cute Freckled Kid Rescued From Demons: Now let's go back to Earth and kick DEMON BUTT!!

    *distorted guitar sound enters music, which turns into a party metal anthem as the credits roll*

    --
    Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
  9. The French! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The French are leading the charge...

    Bet THAT statement hasn't been said very often before! :)

  10. Re:More cover-up, waste of money... by ravenspear · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is that you John?