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Hypo-Allergenic Cats Now Available for Pre-Order

Posted by michael on from the get-them-while-they're-hot dept.

humuhumunukunukuapu' writes "Allerca Inc is now taking reservations for genetically engineered hypo-allergenic cats, which it calls 'lifestyle pets'... and apparently they are just the beginning... Read the press release here... and you can take delivery of a cuddy non-sinus bothering bundle of joy for just $3500. 'The hypoallergenic cats produced by ALLERCA will allow consumers to enjoy the love and companionship of a pet without the cost, inconvenience, risk, and limited effectiveness of current allergy treatments. Clients will take delivery of the first ALLERCA kittens in 2007. The hypoallergenic cat is the first of a planned series of lifestyle pets that ALLERCA will develop over the next few years.' Meow!"

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  1. Re:Yeah, but... by netfool · · Score: 0, Troll
    There are these usually smaller framed beings who have larger breats, longer hair that don't have penises (- they have vaginas). They are called Women. Women love cats. And so do their gay male friends.

    Go out and see if you can meet some, maybe you'll get lucky.

    And by lucky, I mean have sex (aka reproducing).

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  2. What has two legs and bleeds profusely? by themaidtricks · · Score: 0, Troll

    Half a cat.

  3. Re:Prior Art by catch23 · · Score: 1, Troll

    yeah like I want a cat without hair... like Dr. Evil's cat? Honestly speaking, if you tally up all the cat owners, you'll find that very few of them have naked cats. I know quite a few cat owners and none of them have naked cats.... it's just plain stupid!

  4. Nguyen Van Tranh says.... by vudufixit · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Ummmm... these hypo-allergenic cats are yummy, and certainly worth the $3500 price tag."