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FCC's Powell vs. Howard Stern on KGO-AM
Lauren Weinstein writes "Greetings. Tuesday morning on KGO-AM radio in the San Francisco Bay area, host Ronn Owens was interviewing FCC Chairman Michael Powell when Howard Stern called in. The resulting exchange was certainly interesting. The audio clip is available via my blog.
Howard rocks. I love that little black midget dude....
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Pat Gunn has been identified as slashdotter erick99.
Come on guys, time for some creativity. This is turning into the saddest excuse for trolling in slashdot history. Remembering old classics like Ogg the Caveman or page-widening and comparing to the silly, repetitive trolls of today brings a tear to my eye. My grandma could do better.
Update: "Fist Sport" explained. (05/17/01)
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It has come to my attention that the entire Linux community is a hotbed of so called 'alternative sexuality,' which includes anything from hedonistic orgies to homosexuality to pedophilia.
What better way of demonstrating this than by looking at the hidden messages contained within the names of some of Linux's most outspoken advocates:
Linus Torvalds is an anagram of SLIT ANUS OR VD 'L,' clearly referring to himself by the first initial.
Richard M. Stallman , spokespervert for the Gaysex is Not Unusual 'movement' is an anagram of MANS CRAM THRILL AD.
Alan Cox is barely an anagram of ANAL COX which is just so filthy and unchristian it unnerves me.
I'm sure that Eric S. Raymond, composer of the satanic homosexual propaganda diatribe The Cathedral and the Bizarre, [Buy At Amazon] is probably an anagram of something queer, but we don't need to look that far as we know he's always shoving a gun up some poor little boy's rectum. Update: Eric S. Raymond is actually an anagram for SECONDARY RIM and CORD IN MY ARSE. It just goes to show you that he is indeed queer.
Update the Second: It is also documented that Evil Sicko Gaymond is responsible for a nauseating piece of code called Fetchmail, which is obviously sinister sodomite slang for "Felch Male" - a disgusting practise. For those not in the know, "felching" is the act performed by two perverts wherein one sucks their own post-coital ejaculate out of the other's rectum. In fact, it appears that the dirty Linux faggots set out to undermine the good Republican institution of e-mail, turning it into "e-male."
As far as Richard "(cock)Master" Stallman goes, that filthy fudge-packer was actually quoted on leftist commie propaganda site Salon.com as saying the following:
And this isn't a made up troll bullshit either! He actually stated this tripe, which makes it obvious that he is trying to politely say that he's a flaming homo slut!
Speaking about "flaming," who better to point out as a filthy chutney ferret than Slashdot's very own self-confessed pederast Jon Katz. Although an obvious deviant anagram cannot be found from his name, he has already confessed, nay boasted of the homosexual perversion of corrupting the innocence of young children. To quote from the article linked:
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Just for old times sake, can somebody please post an Ogg the Caveman? It was before my time, but it sounds entertaining.
Love them or hate them, you have to admit that its fairly appropriate for these guys to get FP on this story. I think Howard Stern would approve!
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It's pretty hard since Slashdot now forbids all-caps posts but I'll try for an homage. This isn't a real Ogg post of course but sort of in his style.
OGG THINK GNAA IS TEH STUPID! OGG THINK BASH THEM WITH CLUB GOOD! OGG REMEMBER GLORY DAYS AND OGG BE SAD! OGG GOOD CAVEMAN!
Something like that, but more funny. You get the idea.
I am nto suggesting he be banned. I am suggesting that his show being broadcast on the public airwaves doesnt serve the public interest.
The airwaves used to be considered a public resource that ought to serve everyone. Right now, if you are uninterested in potty jokes, sex, vulgarity, or the like you are not served by radio. The radio stations compete very heavily for the 18 to 35 year old white male audience. If you are not in that market segment , you are very likely not being served by the public airwaves.
Howard Stern, and most of all commerical radio, does not belong on the public airwaves.
Would you approve of him doing a show in the middle of Yellowstone National Park, or on the grounds of the US Capitol building? Of course not. Those are national treasures. Likewise for the airwaves.
On private channel communications, whatever sells rules. On the public airwaves, society must benefit.
Oog is my all time favourite slashdot troll. You can check out his work from his profile page. He was capable of the occasional insightful rumination as well... something lost to todays formletter trolls.
One god, one market, one truth, one consumer.