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XBox Owner Sues Microsoft

drusoicy writes "Reuters is reporting that Sean Burke has filed suit against Microsoft because his XBox system stopped reading discs (games or otherwise) after less than one year of use. Many XBox owners can relate, as XBox hard drives are known for crashing. 'The defective XBox's stop working after minimal usage, after unreasonably, unconscionably, unusually and unexpectedly short amounts of time,' the lawsuit said. The suit will probably become class action, and seeks to represent anyone who has purchased an XBOX since the 2001 launch."

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  1. This lawsuit by macshune · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is like shooting a .22 at Godzilla.

  2. Dear XBOX User by Letter · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dear XBOX User,

    That's what you get for using the mod-chip.

    Letter

  3. unconscionably...? by cymraeg · · Score: 4, Funny

    i return my hardware when it develops a conscience.

    the last thing i want is my xbox wondering about anything but its own meagre existence.

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  4. Re:Why can't he just return it? by Mojojojo+Monkey+Inc. · · Score: 4, Funny

    But... I like my Microsoft Xgarage, it's the only place in my house big enough to store my Xbox.

  5. Re:PS2 Class-action by 3terrabyte · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except the joysticks.

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  6. Why not the same thing for Windows ME? by toetagger1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sign me up!

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  7. Re:PS2 Class-action by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    I remember the old days with my Atari 2600. That thing took a beating and never stopped working.

    You were lucky.

    Mine had a habit of turning "Combat", "River Raid", and "Pitfall!" into "Vertical Lines and Shrill Tone". That game sucked.

    ...on the upside, this meant I got to play "Blow The Gunk Out of the Cartridge" for free. I also got to play "Whoa, Dizzy!" a lot.

    Good times.

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  8. Re:Why can't he just return it? by micromoog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where do you store the controllers?

  9. Re:give the people what they want by rxmd · · Score: 5, Funny
    You can have it >Cheap, >Good, >Fast. Pick any two.
    Or >Sane, >Hot, >Smart, in other circumstances.

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  10. Re:Warranty? by Hockney+Twang · · Score: 4, Funny

    Speaking of "kids play with it," a friend of mine, in a drunken fight, picked up his Xbox and used it to beat an offending drunkard into submission. Magically, the hard drive survived the savage encounter. In fact, the machine still works fine to this day, despite living in some of the most hostile conditions in which I've ever seen a computer placed.

  11. Re:Why can't he just return it? by secolactico · · Score: 5, Funny

    In fact, it does works. A teacher I had was always returning the shoes of all his sons to Nikes just before the warranty expired to get new ones

    What did he teach? Ethics?

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