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ATMs Susceptible to Windows Viruses

Kernkraft400 writes "First there was Windows for Warships, now the same operating system used to power millions of home PCs is likely to be used for cash machines in the UK. I can't wait for the next Windows virus or worm to take down all the cash machines."

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  1. It's already happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's already happened. I put in my ATM card and chose to make a withdrawal and the ATM laughed at me and spit my ATM card back out.

    1. Re:It's already happened by baudilus · · Score: 3, Funny

      The funny thing is, you had $19 in your account.

  2. Hi, I'm michael by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I like to post inflammatory articles to get page views for Slashdot. Perhaps you thought this article was about ATM worms. Well, it's not. It's about bashing Microsoft. So have at it and don't bother asking for a link to an actual story!

  3. Re:This story is missing something by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like the actual story: ATMs in peril from computer worms? The Register seems to believe it's partly a scare tactic to sell antivirus software, though.

    Windows is actually just a ploy by Symantec to make money. Makes sense to me.

  4. Wait until Hollywood gets ahold of THIS idea. by The+I+Shing · · Score: 2, Funny

    When Hollywood gets ahold of this idea, they'll have teenagers or terrorists or someone cracking into ATMs and watching the security camera or changing the picture on the currency or some ridiculous thing.

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  5. Windows for Warships Features? by the_mighty_$ · · Score: 2, Funny

    What features will be included in windows for warships? My wish list includes: -Drag and drop cruise missles -Point, click, BOOM anti-aircraft guns

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    1. Re:Windows for Warships Features? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Minesweeper has been a standard for decades now.

  6. Party Like Its 1999999999 by phobos13013 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we can have Y2K hysteria... EVERYDAY!!!!!
    YAY

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  7. Memories by niall2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah yes I remember fondly seeing my first ATM BSOD in the SEATAC Airport. Nothing says welcome to Redmond quite like the BSOD.

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  8. Re:This story is missing something by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Here's a hint: They make lousy voting machines.)

    Diebold makes lousy everything.

  9. Re:(Very) old news by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Funny

    A year or so ago I saw a story here on /. or at TheRegister.CO.UK that a Windows ATM had crashed and rebooted and didn't start up the ATM program. It was running a full version of Windows. Some college students (It was in a student union) loaded up Windows Media Player and opened up the Bethoven track that was on the machine and video taped it playing Bethoven and posted it on the web.

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  10. Re:This story is missing something by System.out.println() · · Score: 2, Funny
  11. Re:First... by niktesla · · Score: 2, Funny
    Plan:
    1. - Install Windows on ATM machines
    2. - ....
    3. - Profit
    I think step two is to write a virus which moves a couple fractions of a cent into your account anytime someone makes a transaction, ala Office Space! ;)
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  12. Oh well. by T-Ranger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like its back to frame relay and ISDN for me.

  13. Re:Already happened... by bronowyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Crap. My bank was bought up by this bank. Not that I wasn't susceptable to viruses before... but now my naive innocence is shattered. I guess I'll have to start storing my money in my mattress. :(

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  14. Re:This story is missing something by Chundra · · Score: 2, Funny

    And guess who writes the viruses? Yep, independent Russian and Chinese hackers contracted by none other than Peter Norton himself!

  15. ATMs by gammygator · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought those $20's with Bill Gates face on it seemed rather odd.

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  16. Re:Why not use Linux? by dfj225 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Yamaha: Smart.

    Banking Industry: Stupid."


    Let's think about that for a second....which group is holding all of your money again? So which group is smart now?

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  17. Re:It's bound to happen by sonicattack · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nice!

    But have you ever seen this lovely OS on an ATM? I _ran_ for the camera when I passed that one in Karlskrona. :^)

  18. Re:Remote exploits, not viruses by Mad_Rain · · Score: 3, Funny
    Nobody is going to run Kazaa on their local ATM.

    Welcome to $BANK! Would you like to:

    1. Make a Withdrawl

    2. Make a Deposit

    3. View your Account Status

    4. Download some pr0n!
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