Halloween Pumpkin Carving
Following a previous story about a Dremel pumpkin carving kit, we've got a number of pumpkins to share with everyone. Leading off is Kathleen's Strong Bad. Next up is our first
Cacodemon, followed by
another Cacodemon and a Spider Mastermind.
quan74 pointed us to The Pumkin Lady who has carved up heads of state and has a pattern for creating your own Tux.
Kirk put together a tutorial for a
1upkin.
And finally,
droops sent us in the classic
Jack-O-Linux which never gets old.
You've been warned!
It mentions the earlier Dremel story... and Taco needed an excuse to post his wife's pumpkin or no sex until Thanksgiving.
joke.
So I hear that the Chester Alan Arthur pumpkin requires over 80 candles, and you have to change the candles every few hours.
Monstar L
Who wants to take bets on how long it takes Nintendo to send the 1upkin guy a cease-and-desist?
You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
We put our pumpkin out uncarved. We were going to carve it, but a local squirrel decided to take care of it for us! Here's the photographic evidence http://www.geofffox.com/MT/images/nutti-goes-in.jp g
So...
To what does slashdotting a pumpking site amount?
Smashing pumpkins!
Life is the leading cause of death in America.
It is tasty and nutritious, being packed with beta carotene
The notable exception being the afforementioned 'Scariest pumpkin', which is packed with something entirely different. Pray that it's flushable.
There's a Starman, waiting in the sky / He'd like to come and meet us, but he hasn't got the time.
Around most guys, if you want to get some all you have to do is say "I want to get some" or pretty much anything at all, or nothing for that matter.
That pumpkin is eating a squirrel!!! How can you let that happen?!! Barbarians!!!
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Huh?
....is a pretty good idea, actually. You can assemble it for long enough for a halloween kinda LAN party, and then after, depending on your processor, you could have an already cooked pumpkin for baking purposes.
In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure dome decree
"Hey, Kathleen, that's a nice, bright jack-o-lantern you've got there."
"That's not a jack-o-lantern, that's my server."
Don't blame me, I voted for Durga.
...I let my wife do the pumpkin carving around here.
My own take on a classic.
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The Google guys had their own Halloween - http://www.google.com/googleblog/2004/10/boo-who_3 0.html
Not sure if there was pumpkin pie
here with bonus spittle in corner of mouth.
i wonder how the homeless feel about it ?
In short, they feel well-fed but sick from all the sugar.
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