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The Final Round of ILoveBees

Ensign Trolltalk writes "The Alternate Reality Game ilovebees (previously covered here and here) has entered its endgame, with the presumably final round of telephone calls taking place Sunday October 31st. Anyone wishing to get involved before it's over should check out the latest axon list (available here in more human-readable format with GPS coordinates, city, state, call time, and links to maps) and be prepared for anything. On Thursday November 4th, live "Combat Training Exercises" will be held in New York, Chicago, Austin, and San Francisco. It's believed that attendees will get to see and play Halo 2 before the game's official release. See the 404 page for details on these events."

56 comments

  1. Not my dignity! by Jorkapp · · Score: 3, Funny
    Live combat exercises
    ...will get to see and play Halo 2 before its released.


    So... I give up any dignity I still have left to play Halo 2 mere days before its release? Sweet deal!
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    Frink: Nice try floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.
    1. Re:Not my dignity! by Rayonic · · Score: 1
      So... I give up any dignity I still have left to play Halo 2 mere days before its release? Sweet deal!


      To be fair, part of the reward is to socialize with your fellow geeks and collaborate in solving a puzzle.

      Also, as my parents always said, going outside once in a while is good for you. ;-)
    2. Re:Not my dignity! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Not in this instance with these people....

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      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    3. Re:Not my dignity! by Rayonic · · Score: 1

      What, if they can't socialize with their own kind, who can they socialize with?

    4. Re:Not my dignity! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Uh... how does that pdf in your signature justify the war in Iraq, when the war in Iraq was based on the baseless charges that he was in possession of or was actively attempting to gain posession of weapons of mass destructions that would be used against the United States? That report doesn't justify those claims even by the most ridiculous stretch of the imagination. There is never one bit of evidence provided for the series of claims in the firt part. The closest thing to evidence that is provided is the statement that the report is based on "interviews with former regime officials".

      In fact, your little linky dink there explicitly states several different times that Hussein was in compliance with many of the various sanctions. It only alludes to non-compliance in some places, and likely never comes right out and says that Hussein had any of the banned weapons because it never begins to offer any evidence that those claims would be accurate.

      On top of that, it explicitly states that after 1991, "Iraq's ability to reconstitute a nuclear program progressively decayed". The only "damning evidence" is in reference to chemical weapons and it's preceded by "probably".

      The most this report could possibly justify is forceful reintroduction of the inspection teams, and since Bush decided he'd rather play Rambo than president, I'd say this report is proof of Bush's extreme negligence and acutely dangerous incompetence. To state that this is justification for a full scale invasion is a plain, flat out lie.

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      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
    5. Re:Not my dignity! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      You bought a piece of hardware from Microsoft. Just how much dignity do you have left, at least among the Slashdot crowd?

  2. Sunday's phone calls. by Ensign+Trolltalk · · Score: 3, Informative

    I answered an axon in the first group (11:00PST). Melissa wasn't on the line as normal, and I wasn't asked a question like normal. Instead, I immediately got the sound clip for that axon group. Looks like they're doing things a bit different today. Sound clips are available on recipe8 once enough people have answered phones and heard them, but you should still go to your local axons and answer in order to make sure the clips get unlocked, and also because things may change later in the day. We don't know if there will be live calls today or not, but it's certainly a possibility.

  3. Looks like anyone can attempt. by Ensign+Trolltalk · · Score: 1
    Melissa (who is now merged with the Sleeping Princess) says the following on the 404 page:
    The first few hundred friends to sign up will be guaranteed admission under these conditions. I hope you will come, even if you have to come late, but I can't guarantee you will get in. I have a sneaking suspicion that when word gets out, there will be a whole lot of people who want to come that don't know a thing about bees...
  4. mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this user has been crapflooding trolltalk for days now with the ilovebeers crap. PLEASE HELP US BAN HIM.

    1. Re:mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up, Craig.

    2. Re:mod parent down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, trolls are complaining about someone crapflooding them?

      Looks like he is doing us a service, he is doing the exact same stuff you do, and you expect us to somehow care about it?

  5. who needs a wild goose chase? by ophix · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    the warez kiddies already play halo2 it would seem

    actually i have no interest in playing halo2 (when microsoft bought bungie i pretty much gave up any hope for the first halo being what it was intended to be,that isnt to say it isnt any good, it might be, but it isnt what was intended) but i would attempt to complete this puzzle if i lived near any of those cities.

    1. Re:who needs a wild goose chase? by Snowmit · · Score: 1

      I think that it's exiting that you have a direct line to the universe that contains the Platonic Forms of videogames and was wondering if you'd like to come and work for my company to tell me how the games I make are intended to be.

      --
      I have a lot of opinions about Cyborgs and Architects
    2. Re:who needs a wild goose chase? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Halo 2 is a ripoff.

      rent or loan it on a spare day and that's it.

    3. Re:who needs a wild goose chase? by ophix · · Score: 1

      actually tracking what halo was SUPPOSED to be was pretty easy. an online gaming group i was in was tracking it until the buyout. we all pretty much agreed that the nature of the game would change considerably, and it did. originally halo was supposed to be similar to tribes.

  6. LARP by Taulin · · Score: 1, Troll

    Too bad almost all of the Ilovebees contenders will be busy with LARP today, as they usually do on Sundays.

  7. Re:I love the Sleeping Princess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that the fugly brunette who's webcam snapshots were linked to from slashdot before? Gross. You SERIOUSLY need to get outdoors around women more often.

    That chick would rate about a 5 out of 10. Maybe a 4.5 out of ten with L.A. standards.

  8. Re:ARG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    oh no! microsoft's advertising! AHH!
    jesus people, stop bitching about microsoft... no one's making you play, no one's making you buy anything, it's a game that people have been playing since the summer... so what if the evil m$ owns bungie, it's still an awesome game developer, and the story line for all their games (and this arg) have been good...

    do you not watch tv because of the commercials? do you not drive because of bilboards? not read the newspaper/magazines because of the ads?

  9. Re:I love the Sleeping Princess. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No. There are no photographs of the Sleeping Princess. You might be thinking of the pictures of Dana, but I personally think she's quite hot.

  10. WARNING: Imposter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmrpita is well-known person in the ilovebees community (mentioned on the site even) but this is not her. This is just some Slashdot troll trying to draw attention to himself.

  11. What the hell is "I Love Bees"? by cjsnell · · Score: 1


    Maybe I've been living in a whole...I'm really lost here...Can somebody please tell me what the hell "I Love Bees" is?

    Is this the new "All your base"?

    1. Re:What the hell is "I Love Bees"? by sycotic · · Score: 1
      >Is this the new "All your base"?


      weeeeeeeeell, if it was, what would you do? :D

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      -- If I were a fish, I'd be wet
    2. Re:What the hell is "I Love Bees"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Read this and this

  12. This ISN'T the end by badnova · · Score: 2, Informative

    From what I can gather, there is another transmission due on the 4th of November, with what I assume will be the actual wrapup of the story.

    1. Re:This ISN'T the end by Moonshadow · · Score: 1

      I almost halfway expect them to string us along until Nov 9, personally.

  13. ILB resources by thebruce · · Score: 2, Informative

    for those interested, there are a number of sites to get up to date, though you're pretty much at the end of the arg now... even so, http://ilb.extrasonic.com/ is a good start, and http://www.thebruce.ca/ilovebees/ has transcripts of all the audio, and a timeline and text compilation of all that happened before the axon phase.

    1. Re:ILB resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It appears there's no need to bother.

      I've been a /.er for a couple of years, now - as well as following the Haunted Apiary since it started... It's sad that for something so fun and geeky that the /. community seems so small-minded about it.

      Ah well - if they don't enjoy it, at least it keeps the troll ratio down over at the unfiction forums :)

      BTW - Thanks heaps for all the transcripts and work thebruce! I'm really looking forward to your dramatisation of the game... I've already read the teaser chapter and it's great :)

  14. Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Did anybody figure out who Publius is?

    1. Re:Yes, but... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Alexander Hamilton, James Madison and John Jay. Any more questions?

  15. Re:ARG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! Take a step backward, and exercise your reading muscle. Did I mention Microsoft? No. Did I claim advertising is teh d3v1l? No.

    I don't know what's worse; the fact that you read about four things into a single sentence that I didn't say, or that you got an insightful mod for it. Do you DENY that this is a cheesy marketing gimmick?

  16. Re:ARG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Nothing cheesy about it.

    It's the next step in advertising - merging advertising with interactive stories. So one step beyond normal television programs; one step beyond games. Both tv and games have product placement and advertising incorporated into them - I bet you still enjoy those.

    This is using those avenues to promote another game or tv program - so you get two-for-the-price-of-one.

    I Love Bees/Haunted Apiary has been enjoyable, engrossing, provided a nice backstory for Halo 2 and helped expand the Haloverse provided by Bungie.

    It's a good thing. And most ARGs are (from the BMW driver movies with an ARG ending in a car giveaway, to The Beast which promoted the movie AI) enjoyable just for themselves.

    So don't hate it because it is marketing - enjoy it for being a free, somewhat engrossing interactive game. Most ARGs have very high standard - they aren't chessy or tacky. Try one and you might like it.

  17. Re:ARG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marketing, yes.
    Gimmick, maybe.
    Cheesy, HELL FUCKING NO.

    Do you have anything to back up what you say?

  18. s/Alternate Reality Game/advertisement/ by devphil · · Score: 1


    They're a series of ads for Halo 2, marketed as a game for people too stupid to walk away from advertising.

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    You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
    1. Re:s/Alternate Reality Game/advertisement/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually they are an interactive game for those who appreciate quality games that are free.

      They also happen to be a promotion for Halo 2.

      Some people are just too retarded to realise that they have a dual nature - just like all television, movies, games etc. (which all have product placement and advertising in), or sports (which exist solely to generate profits through merchandising), or any other number of interests or hobbies which intersect with capitalism.

      You have completely missed what is a good game. I pity you as much as I pity the morons who love to tell everyone they ever come across that "they don't own a television".

      It's just sad that people like you don't realise the world isn't just black and white.

      (Here's a shocker for you - have a look at the plays of Shakespeare, the art of Michelangelo, the works of Mozart. Now investigate just which of those were commissioned, and the messages the artists were paid to produce... and why.

      Now come back and tell me they are worthless and have no value because they weren't "art for art's sake". This is the same - just because it is promotional, doesn't mean it isn't a lot of fun, and a damn good game as well.)

    2. Re:s/Alternate Reality Game/advertisement/ by devphil · · Score: 1


      Oh, I realize that the writers would like them to have a dual nature. Most of them, include iLoveBees, don't. It's nothing but crap.

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      You cannot apply a technological solution to a sociological problem. (Edwards' Law)
    3. Re:s/Alternate Reality Game/advertisement/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We cannot all be so cool as to have IRC chatlogs on the front pages of our sites where people we know tell us how cool we are.

      Or to post quotes from movies that are advertisements for books on those same sites. You are pretty brilliant to criticize one ad and embrace another.

      At least ILB is free, and no one has to pay to see it. Not like when that boring pile of crap you appear to love so much came out in theaters.

      "They're a series of ads for Halo 2, marketed as a game for people too stupid to walk away from advertising." You love the ad for "2001 the novel" so much, I have a question for you...did you get to help disassemble Hal at the end? The players of ilovebees essentially did. That is why it is more compelling than just some ad.

      Oh, also, Neal Stephenson thinks it is interesting. You don't. Let's see...whose POV do I find more compelling in this regard...a well respected SF writer, or some douche? I am going to go with the one who ISN'T the douche.

  19. Pink Ploy by slumpy · · Score: 1

    I've actually wondered that myself....and I do know what you're talking about

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  20. Actual Location by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The address 101 4th St. San Francisco turns out to be this place....

    http://www.jillians.com/club_detail.asp?club_id=41

    1. Re:Actual Location by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More specifically, Jillian's is a bar/restaurant in the ground floor of the Sony Metreon here in SF.

    2. Re:Actual Location by Destoo · · Score: 1

      An arcade. Would make sense.

      I think they also have big rooms to rent for events, which would be the case.

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      Nouvelles de jeux et technologies en français. TC
  21. Everything is an advertisement for SOMETHING. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing in the world is free.

    This is 99% fun game and only 1% advertisement.

  22. all the audio files by Quixotic · · Score: 1

    here's all the audio files that are related to ilovebees.com. these get unlocked as people complete various tasks... it's pretty interesting, if you listen to all of them in order it's kind of like a 'radio series' that fleshes out the Halo backstory even more, and from what I understand the climax will lead into the release of Halo 2.

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    1. Re:all the audio files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, this is the first time i've heard them all in order, yeah it's actually pretty good radio drama. whoever designed and coordinated this whole multi-month project was pretty damn clever.

  23. Again, yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....who gives a fuck?

    1. Re:Again, yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      apparently you do

  24. Re:ARG? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I am not the grandparent AC, but...

    What do you call having a fake and "unrelated" web in the official trailer, the fake page getting "hacked" after being mentioned, and sending a lot of nonsensical gibberish?
    What do you call having the "victim" not doing jack about all the supposed blog/site "hacking" attempts?
    What do you call lots of people traveling several miles to GPS coordinates of a pay phone just to hear some pre-recorded messages?
    What do you call people being controlled by a marketing department, and made to act and look like complete fools?

    This is what things look to those who are not fanboys, or who didn't get caught up in this cheesy marketing scheme.

    I would also say it is cheesy due to the fact that the whole thing is soo obviously fake, and it was more like a bad science fiction novel/movie.

  25. MOD PARENT DOWN -1 OFFTOPIC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See subject.

  26. You fail it. by Ensign+Trolltalk · · Score: 1, Informative

    What do you call having the "victim" not doing jack about all the supposed blog/site "hacking" attempts?

    First (speaking in-game, of course), Dana's blog wasn't hacked, only the ilovebees.com website. If you read Dana's blog, you'll see that she attempted to restore the website, but was unable to do so. Her attempts to fix the site caused harm to Melissa, though, and led to Melissa labeling Dana as an attempted killer. Dana stopped trying to fix the site in order to avoid antagonizing Melissa further.

    What do you call having a fake and "unrelated" web in the official trailer, the fake page getting "hacked" after being mentioned, and sending a lot of nonsensical gibberish?

    It was in the trailer because you have to let people know about the site somehow. And of course it's a "fake page" because it's a game -- it's no less fake than any other game out there.

    And it's only nonsensical gibberish if you don't attempt to understand it.

    What do you call lots of people traveling several miles to GPS coordinates of a pay phone just to hear some pre-recorded messages?

    First, many people traveled HUNDREDS of miles. In fact, I think a few Europeans few to London in order to visit Europe's first axon.

    Second, nobody drove anywhere "just to hear some pre-recorded messages". Many of the calls were live, and these were critical introductions of interactive elements that were neccessary to advance the plot.

    Also, it was fun. Fun is fun regardless of the purpose of it or the reason for it.

  27. Publius by toppsoft · · Score: 1

    If your know enough to ask, you surely know the answer (or lack thereof)
    http://www.publiusenigma.com/history.html

  28. Article incorrect by clamatius · · Score: 1

    It was widely surmised that the Sunday broadcasts were the last round of audio clips, but it turns out that's not the case. There's going to be one more round on Thursday 11/4, according to Dana's blog. Details of the final broadcast are not known yet.

    1. Re:Article incorrect by Ensign+Trolltalk · · Score: 1

      I did say in the article that it was presumably the final round. I wrote it on Saturday when it was widely believed that Sunday's would be the last axon broadcast (although certainly not the end of the entire affair). And we don't know what Thursday's broadcast is going to be like -- I personally kind of doubt it'll be another axon broadcast, because where would the coordinates go? There's no recipe9. It seems to me that the pages were planned initially so that recipe8 (the last one) would be for the last set of coordinates. Thursday's broadcast might be something entirely different from anything we've seen before.

  29. Way to go, dumbfuck moderators. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Sleeping Princess is an ilovebees character who is beloved by many.