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50K Linux Man Bites At Merkey.net

magnany writes "In a recent article, former TRG CEO Jeff V. Merkey had offered to pay 50K USD for a BSD-licensed Linux. Groklaw did a followup on his offer, to which Jeff responded by notifying the FBI of Groklaw's 'hate crimes violation.' Merkey doesn't exactly have a great record, either, which is made even more apparent by his recent threats to file suit against Merkey.net for slander and trademark infringement, amongst others. In addition, he has also reported Merkey.net to the FBI's hate crime department. What could Merkey.net do to get Jeff V. Merkey off their backs?"

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  1. Drench my cock in your cream by (TK)Dessimat0r · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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    1. Re:Drench my cock in your cream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      lol. you need some teepee for your bunghole!

    2. Re:Drench my cock in your cream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      CORNHOLIO!

  2. That would be pretty cool by redhotchil · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Then companies like Apple, etc could make new OSes, etc while remaining competitive.

    1. Re:That would be pretty cool by CountBrass · · Score: -1, Offtopic

      You mean like they do currently?

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      Bad analogies are like waxing a monkey with a rainbow.
  3. NIKKO! by kristopher · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It seems so murky now, but is it true? NIKKO, the leader of the flying monkeys stirring up trouble again. How does one get a flying monkey off your back? Maybe if you throw some water on him he will melt.

  4. Re:One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Counter-countersue?

  5. shift to a country where such bullshit suits.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ..are laughed out of court.

  6. One wor d: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    GOATSE!

  7. Re:When everyone moves to Canada.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Redundant.

  8. Oh, almost forgot ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    ... and a pony.

  9. Re:One easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Oh.. gee.. hah - hah- funny stuff..RNC=Satan.. What are you crybaby loseers gonna do Nov. 3rd After GWB wipes the floor with the Brett Girls ??
    What a whiney bunch of losers..
    I wish /. would stick to tech and leave the politics to Jon Stewart