Beagle 3 Plans Revealed
Richard W.M. Jones writes "While the UK's
Beagle 2
may have been a well-publicised failure,
the same team claims to have learned lessons
and are now developing
plans for
Beagle 3.
The new probe might be attached to
a European mission due to launch in
2009 as part of Europe's Aurora project."
And in related news today, Symantec Corporation announced that it has developed innoculation files for the W32.Beagle.3@mm virus. Symantec officials commented that there is no apparent link between Beagle.2 and the crash of the Beagle lander, but it is not taking any chances.
the same team claims to have learned lessons
Translation: They're going to paint it flourescent green so they can tell where it crashed.
Blearf. Blearf, I say.
Mars's composition is mainly... Beagle material.
Step 5: Realise that you attached the antenna the wrong way around ... oh wait, that's NASA :)
...sending a lander to intercept one of the mars rovers, breaking off the NASA antennas, installing a proper British antenna, and placing a Beagle 3 plaque on it.
Don't hit the ground so hard.