Triple Eclipse on Jupiter
An anonymous reader writes "The Hubble Space Telescope captured a stunning image of a rare triple eclipse. Three of Jupiter's three big moons--Io, Ganymede and Callisto--eclipsed large portions of face of the giant planet. Such an event happens about once a decade."
Obscurus Celestialis
"A giant creature prone to residing in dark, cold habitats, the rare Five-Spotted Jupiter is identifiable in the wild by its obvious bright stripes that take on a pastel hue under infrared light. Known to attract small creatures (like the Pizza Faced Io) that fly around it, as well as moving in large circles at very high speed, the identifing features of Celestialis can only be easily seen using a high-speed camera taking rapid fire exposures..."
Those who complain about affect & effect on
NASA reports the the following transmission just received from Jupiter: "All these worlds are yours except- what? They voted Bush? Forget it, then. We've failed."
What was that about a triple eclipse every 5000 years in The Fifth Element?
You could've hired me.