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Microsoft Pays $536M to Novell

_mArk writes "This morning Novell announced that it had settled a potential law suit with Microsoft related to its NetWare product line. Microsoft agreed to pay $536 million to Novell, but this is not the end as there is another litigation against them pertaining to WordPerfect."

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  1. easy handout by Sv-Manowar · · Score: 5, Funny

    perhaps SCO went after the wrong people ?

    1. Re:easy handout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Positioning yourself with a market strategy of kicking Microsoft in the balls will probably get you lots of goodwill in certain sectors. I don't know it that would translate into actual sales, though.

  2. You realize what this means for Microsoft? by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    $536 Million?
    No new boxes of tissue until Tuesday!

    Oh, the nasal anguish!

  3. It's Slashdot Novell Day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I bet the sysadmin is having a case of the Mondays.

  4. Re:Sue sue sue, it's the American way! by grasshoppa · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, wait, I thought we liked Novelle now.

    Damn it, did I miss a meeting again?

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  5. Now they can claim funding by bblazer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Paying off these lawsuits is just the cost of doing business for MS. But given their perversion of reality, I wouldn't be surprised if I soon see Balmer giving one of his heart attack speeches claiming that they love open source and that by paying these law suits that they are really funding it.

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  6. Half a billion by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Funny

    "We are pleased that we have been able to resolve a portion of our pending legal issues with Microsoft"

    Well, duh! You're going to get a check for over half a billion dollars. I'd be more than "pleased."

  7. Re:$ sign in front? by julesh · · Score: 2, Funny

    No. But the sign still goes in front.

  8. w00t! by pr0nbot · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's the executive pay more than taken care of, now they can get nice fat "performance"-related bonuses too!

    Ah, just kidding, they're doing good stuff.

  9. Simpsons Quote by heri0n · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your Internet ad was brought to my attention, but I can't figure out what, if anything, Compuglobalhypermeganet does, so rather than risk competing with you, I've decided simply to buy you out.
    -- Bill Gates, "Das Bus"

    % Homer and Marge quietly discuss this proposal.

    Homer: I reluctantly accept your proposal!
    Bill Gates: Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys!
    [Gates' lackeys trash the room.]
    Homer: Hey, what the hell's going on!
    Bill Gates: Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks! [insane laughter]
    -- Bill Gates buys Homer's Internet company, "Das Bus"

  10. eval flag? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first time I read it as "Evil" flag. I think there should be an evil distro, to compete with *BSD the operating system that keeps coming back from the dead and has a demonic icon.

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