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U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft Resigns

andyring writes "In a move that will undoubtedly make many /. readers jump for joy (although perhaps not myself), Attorney General John Ashcroft announced he will resign, according to multiple news sources. While many here dislike him, others have more favorable opinions of him. He became the point man on the USA Patriot Act, which typically ignites harsh opinions on both sides of the aisle." Reader cnsc1rtr , referring to the AP's version of the story, writes "He gave Bush a five-page, handwritten letter in which he stated, 'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'"

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  1. Good riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Hope he burns in hell.

  2. Why Is This News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    When A President is re-elected, turnover of people in the Administration is routine.

    Why is John Ashcroft the subject of a front page story on slashdot? Don Evans also resigned, yet I see no mention of him here.

    Oh yea, on slashdot Ashcroft is Hitler, is raping our women, and destroying our rights.

  3. karma be damned by IshanCaspian · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    FUCK YOU ASHCROFT! GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE, YOU NAZI PIG FUCKER!

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    (lameness filter encountered. post aborted! reason: don't uses so many caps, it's like yelling)

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    But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most... and that is the indifference of good men.
  4. Re:We Won! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    W. can read? wow respect

  5. Enter Giuliani by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The only question now is whether Giuliani will take the job as Bush Enforcer, or wait to be installed as a Supreme Court Justice. He'll probably go for Enforcer, because he's used to running a "Chief Prosecutor for Emperor" race, setting him up comfortably for 2008. Unless Sir Giuliani runs afoul of the Constitution:

    Article I, Section 9, Clause 8:
    " No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State."

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  6. Re:SAFE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    that's not his letter. keep in mind that that's the associated press... also not far from communism.

  7. Re:SAFE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    American's weren't safe until Kerry conceded the election.

  8. Re:Today Ashcroft by twiddlingbits · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The Bush tax cuts HELP the middle class, or are you so dumb you can't even read the IRS stats? To wish gloom and doom on your own country is just totally sick. You also take a VERY short-sighted view of things. A stable Iraq will be very helpful in the long run in the Middle East. What if we had just left Germany and France all alone after WWII like we did after WWI, we might be fighting THERE right now. Kids these days playing on the parents PC's and posting to /...Sheesh..

  9. Re:He's encouraging criminals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    How is endagering the health of two people going to spite JA? I need an explanation, please!

  10. Threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    I don't get why so many people are bitching about the "mission accomplished" thing in Ashcroft's letter. He did accomplish what he was told to do. Has there been a terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11? Whassat? Noooo? I wonder why that is. Maybe it's because the terrorist hate us less? But how could that be, if we were told they'd hate us more because of Iraq. Hell, we were going to "drown in a sea of blood", if I recall. Maybe the terrorists have decided they don't hate us so much? Or maybe they're just shy?

    Or maybe - just maybe - the war on terror is fucking working, with all the shortcomings and intelligence failures and things that are part of normal human nature. All the stupid things we hear about from the TSA checks and all the rest. Hey, maybe it is working. Imagine that!

    Personally I'd tend to say a good percentage of terrorists are dying wholesale in Iraq and Afghanistan as we speak - certainly a good match. The US military has a far better kill ratio than US civilians (well except in Texas).

    Wake up and smell the gardenias. The world didn't fix itself magically overnight after 9/11.

  11. Re:Ashcroft wasn't so bad by Grym · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...I've never understood why it's not okay for the government to enforce the law, but it's all fine and dandy to kill law enforcement officers.

    Revengefully lighting a place on fire and watching its inhabitants burn isn't enforcing the law--it's setting an example for those who would consider resisting (regardless of the validity of the reason) in the future.

    I would have no problem with the Waco incident if the police had killed only the men resisting, but they didn't. Their actions killed EVERYBODY. If John Ashcroft had done the same, liberals would be screaming Nazi analogies and for impeachment of Bush himself. And for the first time, they would be right in doing so.

    -Grym

  12. Re:Ashcroft by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    your first two points are not counter points as to the reasons for the patriot act, in fact, they are reasons FOR the patriot act.

    so, what was your point in responding to them?

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  13. Re:Stalking horse by Syberghost · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    to *drafting*, using USDOJ resources the USA-PATRIOT Act,

    Oh please. If he wrote it, how come John Kerry spent years trying to get Title IV of it passed as various different bills? Was he a puppet of John Ashcroft the entire time?

  14. Re:SAFE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    No, it's because the left is a bunch of sore losers that can't possibly fathom that an intelligent person has an opinion different from their own.

  15. Re:Misson Accomplished!! by Bz3rk · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    "Remember Bush in his flight suit costume with the big "Mission Accomplished" banner?"
    Yeah, you mean the banner that the sailors made, which Bush had nothing to do with? And was infact, the end of military operations to topple Saddam's terrorist government. Then began the reconstruction phase of Iraq in which the military's mission is security and training. But I guess these concepts are too hard for liberal sheep to grasp.

  16. Fairness ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Here's a right-winger. We let you lefties have a couple throw away electoral college votes so that you wouldn't feel too badly, the LEAST you can do is give this post a 5 - Insightful!! ;)

    Thank you Ashcroft for the patriot act, it empowered the law for a change, and wasn't abused no matter what people say.

    Thank you Ashcroft for being unabashedly religious AND rubbing that in the faces of all your detractors.

    Thanks Ashcroft for being an all-around good american guy - all those that demonize you are pots calling the kettle black.

  17. Re:Misson Accomplished!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You are wearing your tin hat right? First you don't trust the word of someone who was there, now you're full of conspiracy bullshit. You're the FUD king of the moment.

  18. Re:What a day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Scared of Justices who actually READ the constitution eh?

  19. Re:Misson Accomplished!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah, sure, right, whatever, and Bush's jet landing and the world wide broadcast of same in front of the banner was obviously not meant to refer to the Iraq war.

    Take a hike, you fascist.

  20. Thank God - or... by jandersen · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    'The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved.'

    No doubt inspired by his evil master's stunt when he said 'Mission accomplished', and about as true.

    I have rarely seen a more unsavoury character than John Ashcroft - the kind of person that combines powerlust and unlimited ambition with narrowminded intolerance and smallishness. He will not be missed.

    But the big - and frightening - question is: who have they been able to find that is worse? I can't imagine the Bush administration replacing this icon of hate-driven hypocrisy with a better (as in more open-minded) person.

  21. Oh come on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You people are so hateful... you complain about so-called "conservative hate" but do you even read your own posts? Aren't the liberals supposed to be the party of peace, love, and getting stoned and sponging off of people who actually work for a living? You know, the people whose tax dollars pay for your welfare and unemployment checks? What ever happened to pacifism?

    Bunch of hypocrites. Every one of you. The achievers in this world are sick of supporting your lazy good-for-nothing asses, so go get jobs and quit expecting us to take up your slack..