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Museum of the Future

Magnavox writes "In Boulder, Colorado tonight there is going to be a rather unusual announcement about the DaVinci Institute's effort to create a Museum of Future Inventions. This will be a museum where they exhibit things that haven't been invented yet, like spray on clothing, instant sleep, genetically engineered Velcro sheep, and metric time. Pretty creative stuff. Some of the people they have involved are Dr. Paul MacCready, inventor of the Gossamer Albatross and Paul Dusenbery, Founder of the Space Science Institute. This looks like serious competition for Paul Allen's Science Fiction Museum."

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  1. future FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    sometime in the future this will be the FP

  2. I hope they can find space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    for the troll-free Slashdot thread.

  3. Duke Nukem Forever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will I be able to go there and play Duke Nukem Forever?

  4. I call prior art! by rfischer · · Score: 5, Funny

    How 'bout we draft some patents on these pre-natal inventions?

    and profit, of course.

  5. Oblig. Simpsons' Quote by aceat64 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Not only are the trains running on time, but now they're running on metric time!"

  6. metric time already failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Frenchies tried to impose a ten-day week and a ten-hour day right after their revolution. It caught on about as well as esperanto.

  7. Negative calories by 3770 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Screw those inventions. What I want is potato chips with negative calories.

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    1. Re:Negative calories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      then freeze your potato chips... Don't you know the calorie is a measure of heat?

  8. Content-Free, Thanks to Epimenides by m0nk3ym1nd · · Score: 2, Funny
    The place could fit in a shoebox. Won't it be populated entirely by ideas versus things? As soon as an idea is realized, oops! Get it outside quick before we have to change our name!

    It's like the barber who shaves all and only those who never shave themselves...

  9. Re:Spray On Clothing by TheOtherChimeraTwin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mustn't.... visualism... slashdot... geeks... wearing... spray on clothing... arrrgGHHHHHH!

  10. Museum business plan by TimmyDee · · Score: 1, Funny

    1. Exhibit stuff no one has actually made
    2. ???
    3. PROFIT!!!

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  11. This is Old News by serutan · · Score: 4, Funny

    I bought a season pass to that museum two years from now and went there twice next month.

  12. A little late by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would have liked to go, but sadly the announcemnet on the museum of the future seems to have occured most firmly in the past.

    An inauspicious start...

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  13. Re:Instant Sleep? by stdcallsign · · Score: 2, Funny

    They already have that, it's called NyQuil :P

    Ahh yes.
    The Sniffling,
    sneezing,
    headache,
    stuffy-nose,
    take-it-in-bed-or-you'll-wake-up-on-the-bathroom -floor
    medicine.

  14. instant sleep by waveclaw · · Score: 2, Funny

    As a long time gamers, what is this sleep stuff I keep hearing about?

    I it something that comes in can form? Or do I have to stop playing for 5 minutes to pop a pill?

    From what I hear, as long as it tastes better than 'instant' coffee, this *sleep* stuff might just be worth trying. But I gotta go, too many spawns to camp.

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    "You cannot have a General Will unless you have shared experiences. You cannot be fair to people you don't know."
  15. Velcro sheep? by nizo · · Score: 5, Funny

    You wouldn't be able to mix velcro sheep and regular sheep, otherwise they will stick together, forming one large sheepmass.

  16. Re:Metric time - been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    On the other hand.... velcro sheep. Yikes. That's a scary thought. Even scarier, now that it's been suggested, what are the bets that some mad scientist somewhere decides to try actually creating one?

    Oh yea. Some mad scientist was having problems in his Velcro room. When the sheep bounced on the trampoline they would sometimes stick to the wall and the ceiling. He found this most annoying and genetically engineered Velcro sheep to make sure they would stick. When asked about the subject he would simply say, "Well, sheep are 10 degrees hotter than women." When we asked the sheep about the subject they simply replyed, "bahhhhhh."

    And for my next trick I'll hit AC to avoid any reduction in my karma.

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