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Ukraine Holds 4th Largest Programmer Population

andrewuoft points out this BusinessWeek article on the budding technology sector of Ukraine; the article points out that Ukraine has -- "after the U.S., India, and Russia -- the fourth largest number of computer programmers in the world" and that "Even today, scientific institutes each year churn out some 50,000 science or technology graduates. Not surprisingly, Ukrainians don't see why their country can't become a big player in the global technology market, like India."

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  1. Correlation? by l810c · · Score: 5, Funny
    4th largest Geek Population?

    Maybe this would explain why there seem to be so many Hot, Available Ukrainian Women looking to get out.

    1. Re:Correlation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey, who modded this funny? Have you check that link? (+1 Informative)!

      --dhj

  2. Small typo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Both the submitter and the FA author seem to have misspelled "Elbonia."

  3. in by Konster · · Score: 2, Funny

    In the former Soviet Union, the software compiled YOU!

  4. Re:Quality Not Quantity by yobbo · · Score: 2, Funny

    And it's entirely possible that feeding nuclear radiation into people's skulls has breeded a race of super programmers.

  5. A Message From PAACA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    (People Against Akward Car Analogies)

    What the fuck do cars, human evolution, and type R stickers have to do with the price of eggs in russia?! Not everything is analogous to a car. Give it up!

    1. Re:A Message From PAACA by deimtee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, think of it like this - some analogies are like sports cars fast, sleek, expensive and to the point. The ones you want to avoid are the SUVs, big, clunky and wasteful of space.

      --
      I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
  6. Re:I'm shocked, so shocked. by Daniel832US · · Score: 2, Funny

    Organized crime bosses who refuse to let companies set up shop without bribes?
    But they'll give you a better exchange rate US Dollars-->Hryvnia than the banks...

  7. Re:hold on by mnmn · · Score: 1, Funny

    They can?

    --
    "Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you." -Nim Chimpsky
  8. Re:hold on by eobanb · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wouldn't think that emulating India is really the way to go

    Yah, they should just run it natively.

    --

    Take off every sig. For great justice.

  9. Classic Seinfeld by cdsr · · Score: 2, Funny

    [Kramer and Newman are playing Risk...] Newman: I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine. Kramer: Ha ha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine. Ukrainian: I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak. Kramer: Yeah, well we're playing a game here, pal. Ukrainian: Ukraine is game to you?! Howbout I take your little board and smash it!! The Ukrainian pounds the game board, destroying it and sending army pieces flying.

  10. Re:Quality Not Quantity by plopez · · Score: 3, Funny

    I believe it was Stalin who said 'Quantity has a quality all its own'. How that applies to IT (vs military might), I am not sure but it seeems an appropriate qoute.

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    putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
  11. How about Nigeria? by rahard · · Score: 2, Funny

    With the amount of spam generated from Nigeria,
    I would have thought that Nigeria would made it to the list.
    No?

  12. Re:Not exactly by Gi77+B4t35 · · Score: 1, Funny
    Investment pours into uncertain economies like Russia after the end of the Cold War
    Unfortunately, the returns on that investment don't always pour out of them.
  13. Re:ASK SLASHDOT: What language to learn by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I need to pick up a foreign language elective. Should I learn Russian, Ukrainian, German, or another? (note: not French, Spanish, or Italian. I hate everyone who speaks those)

    Pick the one with hot babes that you like. Nothing motivates learning like the possibility of a sleeping dictonary.

    --
    I'm a consultant - I convert gibberish into cash-flow.
  14. What Unit? by boatboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sure, maybe the 4th largest by quantity, but the US has the largest programmer population by volume.