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Excel Registered as Trademark, 19 Years Late

unassimilatible writes "In a snafu even better than forgetting to renew the Hotmail.com domain, it seems that Microsoft was a little late in registering 'Excel' as a trademark - 19 years late, to be exact. While MS claims it is protected by the common law of trademark, it may have abandoned the right to enforce the mark, as Savvysoft has been using the mark openly and conspicuously with TurboExcel for some time. TurboExcel, of course, runs on Linux, and MS just sent Savvysoft a cease-and-desist letter to stop using the mark. Apparently, 'Word' and 'Office' are also not registered marks of MS, but being generic terms, MS might have a lot more trouble trying to claim them as marks, as happened in the Lindows kerfuffle."

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  1. Too Late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I start shipping my specially branded "Excel toilet paper" next week.

    1. Re:Too Late by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Funny
      I start shipping my specially branded "Excel toilet paper" next week.

      The great Ilparazo will be unhappy! Excel is a secret agent! Not toilet paper!

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    2. Re:Too Late by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

      You haven't seen how he treats Excel, have you? I think GP *IS* Ilparazo.

    3. Re:Too Late by Lurkey+Turkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      I start shipping my specially branded "Excel toilet paper" next week.

      I'm sure you are flushed with excitement!

  2. Re:Excel is a real word too! by Arngautr · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yup.

    So's a kerfuffle.

  3. Re:Excel is a real word too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    why is it different when it comes to trademarking??

    The government determines this using a complicated formula which involves how frequently the word is used in the language, how many points it's worth in Scrabble, the would-be trademark holder's political contribution budget, and whether or not George W. Bush is able to pronounce the word correctly.

  4. standardf? by tpgp · · Score: 2, Funny
    I was going to comment on standardf - but:

    Excel has become a defacto standardf, having other soft bearing its name as a part of theirs is advertising.

    The rest of your comment makes no sense at all. Are you a robot?
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  5. Someone should check . . . by Aurelfell · · Score: 2, Funny

    . . . if they ever registered 'Microsoft'.

    1. Re:Someone should check . . . by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I recall reading in the DirectX SDK documentation that Natural® is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corporation. A quick search told me that this trademark notice was the only occurrence of the word `Natural' in the entire document.

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  6. Re:Uhhh by fishbot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sadly, this is the way language is. People soon start using proper nouns as nouns, as is the case with Hoover, Biro.

    The one that really irritates me is when people take a 'powerpoint' in to a meeting. IT'S A PRESENTATION! The bizarre thing in the last company I worked for is that they were never referred to as presentations, always as powerpoints, even though the presentation software was OpenOffice Impress!

    Still, at least we don't 'send an outlook'...

  7. Re:Have a look at the trademark list... by MMMDI · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would it not be better to have, `MS Active Accessibility' instead of plain `Active Accessibility' simply for the fact that it would possibly negate any confusion over whether I mean Microsoft's Active Accessibility or my stair's Active Accessibility?

    MS Active Accessibility? Are you referring to MicroSoft Active Accessibility, or My Stair's Active Accessibility?

  8. I'd be careful... by spdt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft has been doing that for 19 years.

  9. Re:Hyundai Excel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And I can't think of any car that would better represent the build quality, performance, and reliability of Microsoft's software in general.

    (It's cheap, I know, but so was the car)

  10. Re:A few more... by chickens · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not forgetting Excel Saga...

    Hail Ilpalazzo!

  11. ... and don't forget by server_wench · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about Access?

    I used to sit at a help desk. One morning someone called and said they were having a problem with Microsoft Excess.

    My answer? "Don't we all?"

    PS - It did turn out to be an Excel question.

  12. Re:Excel is a real word too! by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hi-ho the derry-o, the farmer's got a Dell?

  13. Re:Hyundai Excel by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

    (By the way, they still make the Excel -- but they renamed it "Accent" in 1995)

    <cheapshot>

    Because they didn't want the name associated with crashes?

    </cheapshot>

    Rich.

  14. Re:Wait, you know the author is gay? by multipartmixed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Personally, I thought he meant to imply that the author was a dumb as a bundle of sticks.

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  15. Re:Excel is a real word too! by DoctorFrog · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given the ongoing problems they've had with security leaks, I don't think Microsoft has to worry about anyone in that particular market ripping off their good name.