Utah Desalinization Plant Causes Earthquake
mknewman writes "A Utah desalinization plant which removes 260 gallons of salty brine from a river which feeds the Colorado river has caused a 3.9 on the Richter Scale earthquake, noticeable by people 60 miles away in Grand Junction. More information at http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/11/15/earthqu ake.wellpumpin.ap/index.html"
. . . but I didn't realize that Mormons also got all shook up over plain old salt.
We better hurry up and give up some rights before the terrorists start pumping water underground and causing earthquakes.
Trying to use sarcasm in text-based forums does not work.