Internet Hunting
cybergrunt69 writes "An enterprising Texan, John Underwood currently has a website that lets you target-practice online with a .22 caliber rifle, but will soon start offering "hunting" abilities. He recently built a platform for about $10,000USD to house this new system on his 300 acre properly, but the Parks and Wildlife department is now scrambling to find ways to try and stop him. While this may sound like cheating to some people, this may be a large benefit to hunters with disabilities."
In the days of true hunting, hunters with disabilities became the prey.
An attendant will pick up the shot animals!!!
WTF?
Who wants that job?
At the golf driving range we all target the ball-retriever machines/attendants when they go to get the balls... and , hey this is Texas we are talking about!
Shoot the rabbit and WIN AN IPOD!!!
"Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
What we NEED is a robot on a Segway (for terrain adaptation and minimal field footprint) that's noise-dampened, carrying a shotgun, with a sensor that won't allow it to shoot outside a given radius.
::Shht:: Counterhunters Win.
Why all this, you ask? So we can CIRCLE STRAFE those freaking animals over the internet~!
(Deer proceeds to knock over robot mid-hunt, rendering it useless)
Walkie Talkie Voice :
I don't think the "he was a camper" defense would stand up in court.
This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
An advanced society makes accomodations for its disabled members, which is why prostitution should be legalized immediately.
paintball
A more concise summary of the essence of redneckhood may never have been spoken. Truly a quote for the ages.
Bugrit! Millenium hand and shrimp!
Just wait until someone writes an aimbot.
paintball
Then why does every good hunting story start with "after the first six pack?"