Microsoft and SBC Team Up on IPTV
rdurell writes "Microsoft is once again trying to get into the television market. This time they are teaming up with SBC Communications in a $400M deal to deliver television via IPTV through SBC's network. According to the article, Microsoft has spent $20B in its attempts to break into the market."
SBC AND MS? Jee, hold me back.
Two of my favorite companies teaming up to bring me reality ( which, as near as I can figure, is populated by models. I wish I lived in reality ) TV, complete with watching habit tracking software and security flubs.
And should I have I have any problems, I can call SBC's amazing tech support. Maybe I'll get Dan, or David, or Gloria, all of whom english is a second language. Overpaid phone jocky being the first.
Mod me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
Just what we need: the blue show of death.
It gives the "Blue Screen" special effect an entirely different meaning...
"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!" - Alfred E. Neuman
"Honey! Turn the TV off! I'm trying to download the lastest Linux Distro!"
I'm from Iowa, and here, IPTV = Iowa Public Television. I was very confused when I first read this headline! Microsoft is about the only thing that could make Iowa Public TV worse.
If it's not one thing it's your mother.