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Kyoto Treaty to Enter Into Force

geek42 writes "Looks like Russia has picked up where the U.S. failed: they've ratified Kyoto, and now it's going to be law (on Feb 16). The BBC has coverage. 'Industrialised countries will have until 2012 to cut their collective emissions of six key greenhouse gases to 5.2% below the 1990 level.'"

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  1. Re:Consequences? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    Or what?

    Or the skiing season will never be the same.

    PS: The weather here sucks. It's been 15 degrees on average lately, which really sucks for playing outdoor hockey.

  2. Re:Consequences? by Ashen · · Score: 5, Funny

    The UN is going to be angry. And they are going to write them a letter telling them just how angry they are!

  3. Re:Global warming is a myth in 3... 2... 1... by Ignignot · · Score: 4, Funny

    The LIBERAL media has been slowly forcing us to accept GAYS in the BIG GOVERNMENT and the UN because they want US to ALL become GAY, and then we'll all have to BECOME ATHEISTS and KILL UNBORN CHILDREN for the good of some THIRD WORLD TERRORIST!

    How was that? I tried to get all the crazy conspiracy elements into teh smallest space possible... what did I leave out?

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  4. Re:Irony by Metasquares · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Either we lose jobs and US companies to places like China, or we sign on to Kyoto."
    Look at those choices carefully.
  5. Re:'Failed' Is a Relative Term by metlin · · Score: 5, Funny


    Imagine all the coffee in the world was going to run out eventually, maybe soon.

    That's a really *really* mean thing to say x-(

  6. Re:Irony by Lord+Kano · · Score: 5, Funny

    When will people wake up and smell the carbon dioxide?

    Never. CO2 is an odorless gas.

    LK

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  7. Re:Consequences? by CrowScape · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually you forgot that first they will warn the offending country about the UN's desire to look into the possibility of writing a letter. Next, they will send a notice of intent to send a letter. Finally, if, and only if, diplomacy completely and catestrophically breaks down, will the letter be sent. In extreme cases it will be followed up by a "Hrumpf" from Kofi Anan.

    At the end of the day French politicians and UN beuraucrats will get some sweet sweet graft out of the deal, and really, isn't that what diplomacy is all about?

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    What those who are ignorant of the subject matter think; usually wrong.
  8. So who's signed it? by jrumney · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and Poland, don't forget Poland!

  9. You know what we should do... by Dewrf · · Score: 4, Funny

    We should just build big domes around the countries that don't sign up for global enviremental isuess, why should the rest of the world have to put up with your poluction and give you the oxygen that the plants in the rest of the world makes. Create your own oxygen and suck on your own polution if you don't want to play ball -Jay