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Posted by michael on from the think-different dept.

An anonymous reader writes "MP3 Newswire just posted its fifth article of its 'iPod Killers' for the holidays list. Most interesting are a bluetooth unit from Aiwa, Sony's Vaio U, and an Ogg/photo/FM broadcast record, flash unit from SAFA." See also I, II, III, and IV.

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  1. Other iPod crimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When are we going to hear about other crimes committed against iPods? I'm really interested in hearing about the iPod rapists.

    1. Re:Other iPod crimes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm really interested in hearing about the iPod rapists.

      You really want to hear about some trying to stick a 1/4 inch head phone jack in the 1/8th inch port? You sick bastard.

  2. iPod Killers? by commodoresloat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't wait for them to come out with the FPS game in which you kill iPods!!

    1. Re:iPod Killers? by Ziviyr · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've always wanted to be the iPod on the grassy knoll...

      --

      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    2. Re:iPod Killers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In soviet russia, iPods kill YOU!

  3. Re:I for one... by KingPunk · · Score: 0, Funny

    make love, not ipod hate!

  4. Re:What is the future of standalone MP3 players? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, check out that car, it's a total ipod killer!
    Sweet, I wish I had a convertible, I'd be an ipod killer.
    Yeah man, the chicks dig ipod killers.
    Hey that girl over there's kind of an ipod killer, I'm gonna hit on her
    Sorry, but I already have a boyfriend, and he's such an ipod killer in bed.
    Damn, she hates me, that totally saved ipods.
    Let's go to that new bar, I hear it's an ipod killer.
    Yeah, I'll use my fake id, it's a total ipod killer.
    oh my ipod killer, look out!
    splat
    (our heroes were wearing ipod costumes and have been killed. the end)

  5. I got yer iPod killer right here by Holi · · Score: 3, Funny

    There can be only one.

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    Sorry, teleporters just kill you and then make a copy. A perfect, soul-less copy.