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The VHS is Dead

Ronnie Coote writes "The UK's largest retailer of electronics is phasing out VHS VCRs. Sales of DVD players have outstripped VCRs by 40-to-1 recently. So how long until the mass market will be saying goodbye to the DVD player?" A few historical links to commemorate the occasion: Sony Kills Betamax, Why VHS Was Better, and How to Preserve VHS Recordings. For the future, maybe we'll have Digital VHS, but I suspect it will mostly be hard drive-based recorders.

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  1. Mandatory NETCRAFT by michael+path · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:Mandatory NETCRAFT by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm running NetBSD on my VCR right now, YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!!!

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    2. Re:Mandatory NETCRAFT by SilentChris · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can one up you. Someone out there with a wicked sense of humor is running a system out of a toaster.

    3. Re:Mandatory NETCRAFT by michael+path · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet it worked until you shoved that tape of Natalie Portman covered in hot grits into it.

      You're that guy who's friends with all those people I know in Cleveland, including my ex-fiancee. Small world.

  2. Please.. by russint · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please, spare us the netcraft jokes.

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    1. Re:Please.. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      russint (793669) writes:
      > Please, spare us the netcraft jokes.

      Russint confirms... Netcraft jokes are dead.

      One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Netcraft joke community when Slashdotter russint confirmed that Netcraft joke market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts...

  3. sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Digital killed the video star...

    1. Re:sad by Yorrike · · Score: 5, Funny
      I saw you on my TV back in '92
      Lying on the counch just staring there at you
      If I was young it didn't stop you coming through

      They took the bandwidth and sold it for low cost you see
      The internet burst in with and gave me kickass p2p
      And now my TV suffers it's redundancy

      I blog my life, bro. Why do I share so?

      Digital killed the video star
      Digital killed the video star
      In my mind, and in my car
      We outdo rewind with our PVRs

      You're not the first one. You're not the last one.

      Digital killed the video star
      Digital killed the video star

      In my mind, and in my car
      We outdo rewind with our PVRs
      The web it came, and copyrights it bent
      So get all your media through a bittorrent.

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  4. Re:Still for sale though by gordgekko · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ummmmmmmmmm.....because you have a lot of video tapes that you don't have the time or inclination to convert them into another format?

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  5. Not for me. by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not as long as I have my original, unLucasfuckedup Star Wars tapes.

    1. Re:Not for me. by fireboy1919 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just wait. In twenty years or so, Industrial L&M will put out "Star Wars Ultra Special Edition," which will be just the original version released again. Included will be dialog by other people involved in the creative process who were excluded from the "improvements" when Lucas became a megalomaniac.

      This will be just after Lucas' death, and will be shortly be followed by a series of Star Wars universe movies and cartoons that result from Lucasfilms finally selling creative rights to other interested parties.

      Not that television will be worth watching anymore. As commercial avoidance becomes more rampant, advertisers will switch to product placement to sell their wares. At this point, the major demographic in the US will still be the baby boomers, but they'll be elderly. At the beginning of the Star Wars TV-show, Obi-wan will mention to Luke how Metamucil keeps him regular, while also mentioning that he can still eat corn thanks to Fix-o-Dent. Vader will be shown putting on his mask, but not before they show the last stages of putting on his Depends.

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  6. phasing out by MyOrangeJulius · · Score: 3, Funny

    VHS still has its uses, much like the audio-cassette tape. For instance, when I need a chuck in place of my Taurus' poor brakes, I just tape together three or four. Advantages over wood: -light weight -portability -fun for the family (depending on the tapes' content.)

  7. VHS is dead by k4_pacific · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fans of the VHS video format have been gathering outside the home of VHS for over an hour, forming an impromptu vigil for this fallen hero of home entertainment which was found dead of Degaussclerosis in its home yesterday.

    One woman, sobbing, pleaded, "But how will I record American Idol now?"

    A memorial service is planned for next week. At the ceremony, the casket containing VHS's earthly remains will be inserted into a slot on the front of a specially constructed burial vault and lowered into the ground.

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    1. Re:VHS is dead by evilviper · · Score: 4, Funny

      VHS' headstone is blinking 12:00

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  8. Darned newfangled VCRs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I still use an 8mm projector with a gramophone for the sound.

  9. Re:Buy a VCR... Now! by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Funny
    What manufacturer/model do you recommend for a quality VCR?

    "bieng the tool of choice for DJs..." And what the hell are DJs doing with a VCR?

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  10. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have actually never owned a vhs system. I dont know anyone who does. Even all of my non techie freinds exclusively use DVDs now.

    You must be 16.

  11. I for one welcome our new DVD Overlords! by bADlOGIN · · Score: 1, Funny

    Seriously. They're way better than the VHS ones...

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  12. Mandatory Nietzsche by LPetrazickis · · Score: 5, Funny

    "VHS is dead." - Ronnie Coote

    "Ronnie Coote is dead." - VHS

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  13. Re:Buy a VCR... Now! by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 2, Funny

    (And ripping them to 'puter is ok, but you'll find this weird vid at a car boot sale in 2014 and think back to this slashdot story...)

    Yeah right, like we'll all be driving cars in the future! ;-P

  14. Re:Netcraft confirmed? by phreakmonkey · · Score: 2, Funny
    Me neither. In fact, last spring I put a microwave oven sized box of old VHS tapes on the curb.

    Of course, some neighborhood kid absconded with it before the trash people came... I shudder to think of the education he has received this year.

  15. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yeah, at least you can rewind your tape. I still haven't figured out how to do that with a DVD. The rewind fees are KILLING ME!

  16. Re:Buy a VCR... Now! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not to mention, real movie buffs only watch movies on analog tape decks, because digital players strip out all the warmth from the sound and video. Too harsh looking.

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  17. Sad news ... Stephen King, dead at 54 by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen King was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon.

  18. Re:Actually, VHS wasn't better. by markimusk · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just nit-picking, but comments like these kill me...

    "I have three or four Betamax machines..."

    Well Hell, it's a freaking Betamax, they are not that small, which is it three OR four???

    I can understand maybe I have three or four combs or shot glasses or something, but it's like saying I have three or four dishwashers... Hint: you either have three OR four. Make up you mind. Or go take a freaking inventory...

    Ok, I feel better now.

  19. Damn cassette tapes... by leon.gandalf · · Score: 0, Funny

    Now if only the cassete tape would DIE!