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Thanksgiving Bits

An anonymous reader writes "Whatis.com has a holiday themed tech quiz, Thanksgiving: Do you speak Geek?. Bit stuffing, anyone?" And reader Punboy writes with some hope of building a better turkey: "Apparently the biotech guys are at it again, this time with our poultry! They're mapping the turkey genome in hopes of providing better breeding techniques, and remove the 'guesswork'." And while food is on your mind, here's a story about the challenges of feeding a hungry planet.

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  1. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welcome our new genetically engineered turkey overlords!

  2. The turkey has already been eaten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're over a month late -- Thanksgiving was observed on October 11, 2004.

    1. Re:The turkey has already been eaten by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Thanksgiving was observed on October 11, 2004
      ... which fortunately coincides with the start of our hockey seas... oh, never mind, eh.
  3. hopes and dreams for the future by bman08 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, hope that they go the tomato route when engineering the super turkeys. It's my dream to find giant perfectly formed turkeys that can last forever on the shelves and look amazing on the table but taste... aw who cares just look at it.

  4. Thanksgiving eh? by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny

    What is this thanksgiving of which you speak.

    Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  5. No thanks, I prefer dark meat by ak_hepcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    And what is up with this huge fascination with the 'all-white-meat' bird?

    Gag me with a spoon! Everybody knows that the dark meat is tastier. Who cares if it's got more fat in it -- fat is flavour, after all.

    Sheesh. If i -wanted- all-white-meat, I'd eat caucasian.

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  6. Re:Geek Quiz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And "binary digits"? WTF?

    Bend over. I'll show you what binary digits mean!

  7. genetic engineering and turkeys by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe someday we'll have real turkipedes.

  8. Re:Gene technology? by The+Snowman · · Score: 2, Funny

    The best part about genetic turkeys:

    The idea is to identify specific genes that produce desirable traits such as salmonella resistance, strong leg muscles and, of course, big breasts.

    Did you catch that? I wonder if this research is applicable in humans too!

    What's wrong, A-cup? Jealous?

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