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ESR Responds to Sun's Claims of Being a Better Bazaar
UnixSphere writes "Sun has been quoted to have said, 'Sun's Java is developed more in the mode of the bazaar than Linux is,' which has prompted OSI President Eric Raymond to correct Sun's view of what open source really is."
HAHA!
I would have thought they could both find more productive ways to spend their time. "I love mummy more! no I do! no i do" etc.
99 bottles of beer in 175 characte
..i hate these zealots.
Look, Microsofts settlement with Sun would never include anything about VM's considering the patented VM and class libraries Microsoft wants to infect the computing world with. Anybody who says otherwise is a tinfoil hat wearing freak who second guesses a reformed organization that never really broke competion laws.
Excellent troll, sir.
What makes you think the OP was male? Perhaps s/he's a female, you insensitive, sexist bastard!
Rob stirred in his sleep, having felt a light tickling on his cheek. He moved his hand sleepily across his face and stopped when he felt warmth at his fingertips. As he slowly began to wake up a lamp flicked on, flooding Rob's bed with red light.
.44 Magnum in the other.
.44 feel like up there, Rob?"
"Huh? Who's there? What--" Rob said, slurring his words.
Again he felt a tickling on his cheek and opened his eyes. He jerked his head back.
"Motherfucker!" Rob yelled as his eyes went wide.
ESR's hairy erect penis, thin and crooked and pulsing with each heartbeat, hovered centimeters from Rob's jaw. His bushy red pubic hair bearded his red scrotum which hung low between his pale thighs.
"Hi Rob, I just got off the bus from Kansas City and decided to make a pit-stop in Holland. Hope ya don't mind!" ESR said with a childlike grin. His drooping orange mustache fluttered as his breath came in gasps.
"You sick fuck! How did you get in my house? And where's Kathleen? What did you do to my wife?"
ESR crawled closer to Rob as he took his softening shaft in his hand and began slowly jacking himself.
"Kathleen's fine, Rob!" ESR said, producing a half-full green bottle of Jaegermeister in one hand and a
"Motherfucker! I'll fucking kill you!" Rob shouted.
"Now now, Rob, that will never do. You'll suck my penis to erection and then take it in your sweet little anus until I it's time to dump a load of Uncle Eric's special sauce down your slick throat, and you'll like it!" ESR said.
With this ESR cocked the hammer of his gun and pointed it at Rob's mouth and began forcing his jaw open with the barrel as he poured the Jaegermeister, thick and dark and brown, into Rob's mouth. He trickled some onto his bush and penis for good measure and jammed his thin cock into Rob's mouth. Rob took it to the hilt.
"That's a good little faggot. You take all of Uncle Eric's junk and you like it!" Eric said as he began pumping his cock in and out of Rob's mouth. ESR's bulbous white gut hovered menacingly over Rob's face like a full moon and his ruddy pubes tickled Rob's nose. The gun barrel wavered at Rob's eyes.
Rob moaned as ESR grunted his pleasures into the back of Rob's throat.
"Now Rob, I want you to look me in the eyes. Look at me, Rob, look at Uncle Eric while he rides your face like a six-wheeled ATV!"
Rob's beady eyes connected with Eric's pale blue irises, tears welling in his eyelids as ESR's crotch continued its assault.
"I have with me a funnel, Rob, and you're going to take it in your ass. This old cock of mine needs a little lube and we're going to pack your rec-room full of something quite slippery!" ESR said as his eyes grew wide. He shook his bottle of Jaegermeister again as he helped Rob pull his pants off.
With a pop Eric removed his pulsating cock, slick with spit, from Rob's hungry mouth as Rob turned over onto all fours, his back arched and ass swaying in the air. ESR's little orange funnel entered Rob's anus without complaint as he began pouring the brown fluid. Rob shivered.
"Good boy, Rob. Good boy. Uncle Eric's gonna feel real good in a second. Oh!" ESR moaned as he rammed his dong home into Rob's familiar rectum. "Reeeal goooood..."
Rob cried out in pain as ESR put his full weight into each and every thrust, Rob's hairy ass-cheeks spread further and further apart with every push.
"OK, Rob, I want you to say hello to my little friend!" ESR said with a maniacal laugh. Rob hissed as he felt something cold and metal begin to enter his asshole right beside ESR's rigid cock. "What's the barrel of my
"I can't take this anymore! I was done with this when I moved from Ann Arbor! I just want to have a normal straight life with Kathleen, I just--" Rob said through sobs and grunts as Eric continued his battering ram assault. "I just want to live a straight lifestyle and leave my gay days behind!"
Eric grunted one last time, withdrew
Hehe. Or maybe he doesn't know and decided to use proper English, instead of politically correct crap. Pffffft.
56th psot!