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Intel's Expensive Disco Ball

Re-Pawn writes "From the NY Times: The Disco Ball of Failed Hopes and Other Tales From Inside Intel (Registration Required.) Seems like Intel is losing market share to other chip makers - this article highlights a few problems that Intel has had including one very expensive disco ball made from a failed attempt to produce projection televisions."

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  1. all your chips by Shinaku · · Score: 5, Funny

    are no longer belong to them!

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  2. now I get it. by tloh · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...including one very expensive disco ball made from a failed attempt to produce projection televisions.

    So THAT was the inspiration for those commercials with dancers in clean suits!

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    1. Re:now I get it. by stealth.c · · Score: 2, Funny

      with the company's decline, do you suppose that they will soon be dancing in dirty suits?

  3. Intel ZIG intiative by stealth.c · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps now would be a good time for Intel to launch its enigmatic ZIG program. Nobody's quite sure what it is but rumor has it that the new initiative could result in great justice.

    1. Re:Intel ZIG intiative by s4m7 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Perhaps now would be a good time for Intel to launch its enigmatic ZIG program.

      Invariably prompting AMD to release it's CATS system ahead of schedule. Make your time.

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    2. Re:Intel ZIG intiative by mjh49746 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Intel Chairman: Somebody set up us the bomb!!

      It's fine by me. I like AMD's chips anyways.

  4. Intel simulation model way off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The engineer described sitting in meetings where the company's simulation models showed that 95 percent of the chips from each test wafer would be usable, while the actual yields were closer to 4 percent.

    Unfortunately, the simulations were running on Intel processors and were hit with rampant floating-point errors. They should have gone with AMD like the engineers wanted.

  5. Re:Registration Not Required by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's part of a secret readership drive, using subliminal suggestions in NYT-based stories to assimilate the entire Slashdot following. It is combined with a secret program to promote the NYT as immune to terrorist attacks. After all, if they can survive a Slashdotting, they can survive anything!

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  6. Re:Article text by itwerx · · Score: 4, Funny

    So where the hell is a pic of the damn ball already?!?
    Geez... :)

  7. Re: disco ball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Like chips that burn but then fail the tests. What happens to all those chips?"

    They get rebranded "Celeron" and sold as a low-cost alternative.

  8. Help me out here... by synth7 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Could someone post the article text, or perhaps another news source with this article, or perhaps post an alternative link that bypasses the NYT registration? I mean, I looked... I really did, but I just couldn't find a way to view that article in all these replies.

    Seriously.

  9. Re:Just Desserts for Intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone except management.

  10. Re:Article text by PapayaSF · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's one of the laws of web publishing: If an article mentions an interesting object, chances are there won't be a picture of it in the article.

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  11. Re:Article text by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You want a damn disco ball? Then you go spend a billion dollars on research.

    Damn hippies always want something for nothing.

  12. All your CPU are belong to... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 2, Funny

    Zilog? WTF?

  13. Stock Fans are just crap by Bwooce · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I was reincarnated as an Intel Fan I would be most unimpressed. Zalman rules!

  14. Theme Song by FrankDrebin · · Score: 4, Funny

    You can tell by the way I fill your box
    I'm an Intel man, no time for Macs
    Fan so loud and chip so warm
    Transistor count from Mr. Moore
    But it's all right, it's ok
    Just behind your CD tray
    My mission, you understand
    Is pusher for the Redmond man

    Whether I'm a Xeon or a first-gen peon
    I'm x-eighty-six, x-eighty-six
    Maybe I'm a-F00Fin' or power-supply poofin'
    I'm x-eighty-six, x-eighty-six
    Ah ah ah ah x-eighty-six, x-eighty-six
    Ah ah ah ah x-eighty-six!

    Well now, cache gets low and temp gets high
    And for overclockers, I really fry
    Got the gold flashing on my pads
    And an F_DIV bug etched in my sand
    But it's all right, it's ok
    I also heard AMD is gay
    And that VIA, and Transmeta
    Can kiss my royal FPU

    Whether I'm Centrino, you can bet that we know
    I'm x-eighty-six, x-eighty-six
    Ain't got sixty-four-bit, but still think I'm hot shit
    I'm x-eighty-six, x-eighty-six
    Ah ah ah ah x-eighty-six, x-eighty-six
    Ah ah ah ah x-eighty-six!

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