HIV Vaccine
The Sexecutioner writes "WebMD is reporting on a new vaccine which has had an incredible effect in clinical trials. The vaccine, composed of human dendrites holding dead HIV viruses, has dropped test patients' viral load by up to 90% in one year. Could this be it?"
Shortly we'll hear about how someone has attach phase change cooling nanobots to the dendrites to allow them to be overclocked, and reduce the viral load by 90% in six months.
Then the lucite dendrites with cold cathode illuminated ribosomes will hit the market.
Then someone will build a nano-lego dendrite.
Then someone will make a stop action film of dendrites performing the Camelot song from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Then someone will tell us all about how the Amiga had that same feature 20 years ago.
And finally, someone will announce an improved vaccine/therapy that eliminates HIV instantly, but it will link to goatse.