Half of U.S. I.T. Operations Jobs to Vanish
Ant writes "A MacCentral article says Gartner, Inc. researchers believe that as many as 50 percent of the IT operational jobs in the U.S. could disappear over the next two decades because of improvements in data center technologies. Donna Scott, a Gartner analyst, said IT workers face a situation similar to that in the manufacturing field, which has lost jobs over the past several decades as automation has improved. Similarly, standardization of IT infrastructure, applications and processes will lead to productivity improvements and a major shift in skill needs, she said."
Is that a new way of saying outsourced to India?
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If it's anything like the systems the UK government use then we'll be fine. We'll all become tech support staff!
I like muppets.
Don't worry ... I'm busy adding countless bugs and security flaws....send more beer and I'll try harder.
Damn, I am going to be replaced by my own shell script.
You mean to tell me that the .COM boom is finished?
Contributing to "Judgement Day" one line of
"I want to choose my words carefully here, so I'm not misunderstood," he said. "They're a bunch of fucking idiots."
Yeah, I am still waiting for my flying car and domestic robot to all my chores. :)
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy - Benjamin Franklin"
Of course it can be automated. We just need to automate users first. Possibly with a small shell script.
No comment.
It just means we will be doing other IT related stuff.
Like operating the point-of-sale terminal at the local Piggly Wiggly???
Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
Not true. Just look at this:
Dear Mom,
I know you don't think I can see the future but I can. In 2004 we will all be selling the shit out of our basements on eBay, listening to huge music libraries on devices the size of a deck of cards and spending our work days trolling Slashdot.
Now please get me out of this place. I don't like the doctors and want to come home.
Love,
Your son the burrito
Dec. 14th, 1984.
this is like a knitter knitting a loom that could, in turn, knit other sweaters or auto-generate looms or something along those lines.
Thus creating the pink goo phenomenon, where the world is consumed by pink warm fuzzy mufflers.
-- "Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!" - Moe Szyslak
Tell that to people in the rust belt who lost their manufacturing jobs in the 70s and haven't found a replacement in 30 years.
Screw that! What about all the people who lost their jobs when the buggy whip industry when belly up? They still haven't found a replacement in 100 years.
Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
Looks can be deceiving. Or CAN they?
They mean to render my A+ certification even more useless? NOOOOOOOO!
Slow, booming female voice: "Place your (pause) 'Comfort Shit hemorrhoid cream' (pause) on the belt."
Slow, booming female voice: "Please place your (pause) 'Comfort Shit hemorrhoid cream' (pause) on the belt."
Slow, booming female voice: "Please make sure that your (pause) 'Comfort Shit hemorrhoid cream' (pause) is on the belt."
Slow, booming female voice: "Please call the attendant to clear your (pause) 'Comfort Shit hemorrhoid cream' (pause) from the scanning area."
Right. It's gonna take some work, at least in my local Stop & Grope.