Nintendo Eyeing the Big Screen
techstar25 writes "Coming soon reports that video game giant Nintendo is going to Hollywood by creating an in-house unit to develop animated features based on the numerous properties owned by the company. The plan calls for Nintendo to create a movie based on one of its own franchises for theatrical release in 2006. The original story is from Variety (reg. required)." It doesn't really say what properties to expect, but obviously it's Excite Bike.
Seriously, is anyone actally still awake in Hollywood or are these scripts actually being greenlighted by some giant evil Twilight-Zone-ish computer that lives in a cave someplace on the back lot of Warner Brothers? This news item seems like something they would have used as the basis of an episode of The Critic, fer cryin' out loud.
Every year during my review, I just pray the words "slashdot.org" aren't mentioned.
Super Mario Bros. was such an groundbreaking, and incredible movie. Do they really want to risk lose tainting their reputation in movie making?
that's so cool because [overheat! overheat! overheat!] i just love excite bike, with the [overheat! overheat! overheat!] jumping and the racing and [overheat! overheat! overheat!] the superfast opponents. wow it was[overheat! overheat! overheat!] great!!
ah, those were the days.
Now I've got the theme song to Excite Bike stuck in my head.
Do do do dodo doo. Do do do dodo doo. doopydoopydoopy do do dodo, dodo do do dodo.
Thank you, thank you.
-Jesse
Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
While Ron Jeremy is an obvious Mario, it's hard to see who else could fill in the various Nintendo roles
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I'd probably buy it, if it had a picture of Shamus without the suit on.
Wait, you want to see an Irish guy naked? Not that there's anything wrong with that...