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Government Code Collaborative Falls Short
Tom Adelstein writes "This story starts off singing the praises of the Government Open Code Collaborative, then reminds the reader: you discover that it has built one more bureaucracy to oversee its existing bureaucracy, with oversight over the new bureaucracy. Have you ever heard the cliche about prisoners running the asylum? Well, this gated and restrictive open-source government repository fits."
HOT GRITS
HOT fnerking GRITS!!
It's the Great Space Coaster. Get on board.
On the Great Space Coaster. We'll explore.
A comet ride of fantasy
To a place where dreams are fast and free
With new friends and new things to see
We'll spin you through the galaxy
On the Great Space Coaster. Oh-oh-oh.
On the Great Space Coaster. Off we go.
Get on board, step inside, soarin' on a magic ride.
Roarin' towards the other side where only rainbows hide.
On the Great Space Coaster (Oh-oh oh)
On the Great Space Coaster (Get on board)
On the Great Space Coaster (Get on board)
On the Great Space Coaster
Off we go!
Bumper stickers are mini-billboards that convey your thoughts and opinions on various topics to other drivers on the road. Yet, many spend as much as two whole dollars on the same bumper stickers we've seen over and over again. Mental Discharge presents free, original (at least to us) bumper stickers that clearly express your distaste for the driver behind you. From trailer-trash idiots in pickup trucks to sports car driving, cellphone using morons, each bumper sticker is painstakingly crafted to offend at least somebody.
How do I use these bumper stickers? Load the corresponding full size image of the bumper sticker you want by clicking the thumbnail, then tell your browser to print it out. Make sure you purchase self-adhesive printing paper. Cut along the outside of the sticker, then remove adhesive backing and apply to your shitbox. If you're too cheap to purchase self-adhesive printing paper, use standard paper and tape to your bumper using duct tape, weather permitting.
You've seen cellphone bumper stickers that poke fun at the driver's inability to function the wheel while chatting at the same time. Now, get more personal by praying for a large cancerous development on the brain.
Getting tired of tailgaters? This bumper sticker tosses in the traditional Navy sailor image, filling the driver's mind with pictures of those incredibly ridiculous uniforms that haven't changed in forty years.
Got some schmuck in a hot rod nearby trying to show off his awesome ride? One glance at this bumper sticker will instantly transform his ego into a festering ball of social rejection.
The most annoying array of bumper sticker messages are idiots who feel the need to inform you of their religious views or disposition. Further exude the recent church sex scandal to prove how religion is complete bullshit.
Many parents feel the need to exploit the intelligence of their children upon the backside of their vehicles to the population of nearby highway drivers that simply don't care. Put a dent in their pride with the homosexual reference depicted in this sticker.
Extremely fast sports cars are typically owned by single white male rejects who believe materialism defines their worth on the planet, especially when they don't have anything else to show for their testosterone. Let them know you're fully aware of the secret behind their bloated sense of importance.
Nothing adds more stress to your driving experience than some trailer-trash hick in his beat-up rusty Chevy, complete with unnecessarily loud engine, poorly functioning brakes, and smoke-spitting, haven't-changed-the-oil-in-six-months exhaust system.
Soccer-mom hogging the road, on your ass because she desperately needs to pick up the entire neighborhood for the big game, while you can barely breathe because of the massive ozone penetration? Wish her the best on the journey to soccer practice.
I got my ass kicked in a fit of road rage by another driver! Keep in mind that by offending a driver with a bumper sticker that hits home, you run the risk of being the victim of road rage. While we are not responsible for physical damage you may obtain from using these stickers, we'd appreciate a piece of the six-figure settlement you get out of court.
The bureaucracy is expanding to fulfill the needs of an ever expanding bureaucracy.
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And you're a fucking idiot who's should never have had to try to write english.